hambone Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Although my health is severely compromised, I really do try to make the best of things. Yesterday at the Vons, I was getting some fresh fruit for smoothies. Seems like I have gotten bolder lately, so I saw this knockout woman, and asked her to please take me home with her. She declined, but smiled like the sexy vixen she is. I ran past her at the checkout stand and asked her for a compromise, being I could take her home with me. That broke the ice, and she had to put her ice cream in my freezer to keep it from melting. Bottom line.......I got to the bottom line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cc33 Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Good for you!! We are all our own worst enemies when it comes to dating, we get in our own way sometimes. I'm going to use this story as my inspiration the next time I see a beautiful girl and don't have the guts to approach her. Great story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 this happens in real life?? Although my health is severely compromised, I really do try to make the best of things. Yesterday at the Vons, I was getting some fresh fruit for smoothies. Seems like I have gotten bolder lately, so I saw this knockout woman, and asked her to please take me home with her. She declined, but smiled like the sexy vixen she is. I ran past her at the checkout stand and asked her for a compromise, being I could take her home with me. That broke the ice, and she had to put her ice cream in my freezer to keep it from melting. Bottom line.......I got to the bottom line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBOGH Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 this happens in real life?? Of course it does. This is the internet so it must be true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 This stuff happens all the time. In fact it's how I met the love of my life, my little peach, my little Arctic Rose, the ever delectable Uma. But it happened in the dentist's office, not the grocery store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxman Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Well at least she put the ice cream In the freezer. Now all she needs to do Is go easy on that cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hambone Posted February 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Sometimes the distinction between real life and imagination can become intertwined. How this happened is a mystery. Nanuq, That hottie with her beautiful toothless grin is remarkable. I have to remark that I lost my lunch! my post was of sheer entertainment value, which my mischievous nature devised. Just one more absurd late night post. The woman is a stripper here in Vegas who emailed me her pic. I do know her, although please don't tell anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKTime Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Too bad, I was hoping that you gave her the old hambone! Glad to see you in good spirits sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronoluvvv Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 well at least you haven't lost your sense of humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Hahaha, this has been the funniest thread in quite a while. Thanks gents! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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