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Do you keep your watch on during sex?


bluespower

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OK, this is kind of twisted. As long as I can remember, I have removed all my jewelry during sex, but now I'm kind of enjoying looking at one of my favorite reps while I'm taking care of business. Have I completely lost it?

Gentlemen, your thoughts ... :cc_confused:

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If you have a chrono, be sure to restart the chrono functions before you get serious so you can record how many seconds you last.

It will be a sure-fire conversation starter/mood enhancer after you have done the deed. :black_eye:

Damn right I set a new record the other night, 1min 25sec :whistling:

Ken :D

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"Do you keep your watch on during sex?"

@blues...

...i usually bend it over my wiener whilst havin fun with my old lad for makin sure the movement

is wind up properly next day cause havin a "desk-work-job" means sometimes no movement

at all...

If i would work inside a bank instead for an insurance company and someone would

walk rite in sayin "FREEZE-Dont move!!

I would just ask "Are you kiddin??"

:rolleyes:

One time i had an "Almost-Mischance" at my office:

I felt asleep as almost whilst reading the rwg "new posts" with my head rushing down towards

my desktop hell-bent for leather hiting the desk just a couple of millimeters away from a

pencil i had hold in my wrist... guys i tell ya.

I was just by a hair's breadth away of loosing my eyesight...

Instantly my secretary rushed in to remove the pencil.

I was angry at her askin why she couldnt be more tentative with me but

she was painting her fingernails...

:bicycle:

Another thing of "ill-communication" that annoys me goes like this:

(in bedroom while were at it)

Girlfriend: "What time is it?"

Me: "Its half past ten..."

Girlfriend: "Did you already come?"

Me: "No"

Girlfriend: "What time is it?

Me: "Its ten to ten..."

Girlfriend: "Did you already come?"

Me: "No"

...guess how it ends.

George

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Do you keep your watch on during sex?

Yes, but not on my wrist...

(folks, I am a true watch lover!)

Out of joke: no.

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I have always, without fail, taken it off. But I almost changed the practice after I nearly lost a pam when I couldn't find it in a house not my own on a one night stand. Insisting on finding it before I left was just a little awkward as her suggestion to get it the next time wasn't going to cut it :)

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after i bought the yachtmaster rolesium perfect.. i hardly take it off my hand.. even when im sleeping i keep it on my wrist.. even in the shower too :S.. am i supposed to take it off? it did say waterproof..

so as to your question i would have to say yes <_<

Hey DJ is that really you? If so, i love your music :victory:

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They do not call it the big bang for nothing. I like to use mine for a toy. Besides a little bit of juice is good for watches.

Keeps them running good.

Remind me to bleach any watches I purchase from you prior to handling them bare handed. :black_eye:

A whole new dimension to the phrase "serviced" eh? :whistling:

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