jonthebhoy

"I love her curries more than life itself"

*I hope thats not a copyright breach*

Indeed it is Ken.

"I Guess They Call It Vindaloos" by Lentil John..............should have jumped out at you right away!

I make salmon jerky in my smoker

I make my wife jerky in bed.............but I must stop this boasting!

There was me thinking nuclear............and by Ken's description it seems I wasn't far wrong!

Drum sticks? Gay.

This is the, not-arguably, best rock drummer that ever took in air. If you want to argue the point. Start a new thread. I promise I won't click it.

Mmmm! For once my friend we have to agree to disagree. You know of whom I talk. Nuff said.

I've played with him a couple of times, the guy is on a different planet!! If only I had a smidge of the talent and skill he has!!

One of the greatest and most breathtaking skill he has, as well show in YYZ up there, is the way he can go from such different styles, beats and solos in the blink of an eye!

Only other drummer I've played with that even comes close to him, both on a technical and showmanship level, is Tommy Lee! He gets played ou as a dumb rock starwho parties with playboy girls etc, but if you ever see him play live or have seen one of his solo's he really is up there!

But on a pure techincal and skill level I have yet to play with anyone anywhere as good as Neil!!

This young kid is pretty impressive though!!

Pray tell how u got to play with these guys nikki?

JTB

From one long time absentee to another, welcome back Faber. Glad to hear you are still addicted to the old guitar. You can't beat it (unless your name is Townshend then you can beat the hell out of it!)

JTB

Got me thinking about the "Last Waltz" when Clapton and Robertson were guitar duelling on "Further On Up The Road" and Claptons strap gives out about a minute into the song. Robertson spots it and was in quick as a flash. Superb.

JTB

*Resists the temptation to get on soapbox on account of being here too many times*

Too sad for further comment.

That's why my password is the complete text from the fourth soliloquy from Hamlet:

"O, my offence is rank it smells to heaven...etc. etc.

Try remembering that when your mashed!

Oops now you know my password. Time to change it now.

Now what did I do with my copy of War & Peace?

"Where does that big blonde you were with last night come from?"

"Alaska"

"Okay let me know what she tells you"

...and I just got by with wigglin' my arse in a Marc Bolan sort of way. Get it on!

"............in addition, since new Bruce is going to be teaching politics, I told him he is welcome to teach any of the great socialist thinkers, provided he makes it clear they were all wrong. Australia! Australia! Australia! We Love you Sheila!" You just can't write this stuff.

Welcome 'offline' henceforth shall be known as 'new Bruce'. Padre? The honors:

"Lord, blessed be our new member, 'new Bruce' and keep him. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Amen.

Right then, that's done. Ale gentlemen.

In closing, I would like to suggest, on record that RWG by-laws and rules #6 be changed;

[6] - Anything discussions regarding politics and/or religion in anyway, by poofters, will be closed or deleted unless determined to be pertinent by admins/mods.

or Rule #6 be removed altogether. Open for discussion. Naturally.

Brilliant Dems...quite brilliant.

I'll cross the balls and you head them in. Or in US parlance I'll throw the football (?) and you make the touch up........sorry down! :D

Sorry guys I just had to find it:

JTB

I "clicked" on this link 2 days ago.................and it came up today.

Ye cannae find a moderator when ye want wan...................and when things are running smooth, they're like buses.........they arrive in threes!

JTB

(This will probably get me the sack!)

If the deal was toooooooo good to be true, in other words you were aware that he had screwed up......then I suppose it's a conscience thing really.

Just my halpennyworth.

JTB

G'day sport.

As part of your induction you must rehearse the full Python "G'day Bruce" sketch from the seventies.

You will be required to recite it sometime soon.

JTB

Indeed ...........however I prefer............

This

JTB

Well done CJ.

I didn't get to where I am today by not giving a little back.

BTW - Where the feck am I?

JTB

Never being one to thread crap............not much.

Can I just say on the subject of football that the clue is in the name really..................foot and ball. That's what we play here not "hand"ball or "throw"ball.

Nice choice for your first.

When I saw the thread title, "Speedmaster Doomed crystal"

I was expecting a Nanuq-esque post about a watch crystal which had met with a rather unfortunate demise with graphic, stomach churning pictures.

Seems I was wrong.

Happy hunting.

JTB

Anyone for 'Baked Alaska'?

Oh crap. The right-wing nutbars are back.

Where specifically?

I won't try to reason you out of something you clearly were not reasoned into. I came into this sub looking for humor. If all you're selling is racist hated, I'll pass.

Hold on just a wee minute Mick. I think where this thread waivered off the humour track was around post #5 actually. I see no evidence of "racist hatred" whatsoever and suggest that you take a second or two to re-evaluate and offer your immediate abdication as thespian regal dame. Now let's get back to humour please.

Prince Phillip........now there was a guy whose public persona would have benefited a hundredfold had someone stuck a teleprompter in front of his nose before he allowed his brain to engage with his gob!

JTB