Things I've learned about RWG over the past 15 years based on my scientific analysis, all of these correlate:
- RWG promotes weight gain
- RWG isn't great for hair colour
- RWG prefers a slightly balder look
- Ditto higher blood pressure
- Does Miss Understood look a little hotter as time goes on?
- Strangely, some of the dumb shit impulse buys from years ago managed to appreciate in value (which is why I'm getting in early on the ground floor of replica Elizabethan cod pieces. Strongly recommend Crazy Trusty Cod Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Mary)
When is the party?