I have to assume this is a character you have created like Steven Colbert or Borat. Otherwise you are both foolish, rude and with an incredible blindness to both.
I hope your purchase from Andrew works out for you... I guess. But only for Andrew's sake. He, like us would be much happier never to hear from you again.
Your comment on China is one I have never heard from a non-Chinese national. The Chinese understand geopolitics like they understand environmental management.