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foster

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  1. Too bad. This woulda been funny.
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  3. I bought a title change at the RWG Cash Store but the change isn't showing yet. g
  4. foster

    Romantic

    This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet." The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?" No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor. Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bi+@h."
  5. I hate that I am no longer in the largest age group. Oh well, no dirt in my face yet. g
  6. Sorry, after reading this I just had to do it. g
  7. Back at ya from Jacksonville.
  8. I've got about 14 months on my sub. Funny, my daydate only lasted about 6 days. Damned tile floor.
  9. Im starting to want a Pam. Oh please dont let me get the sickness.
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