tomhorn Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Nice gesture Admin! RWG was the second rep forum I found when trying to find a decent Sub rep. Have learned a lot hanging out here, and am glad I found the place. Fried Chicken Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders". Guess where I am now... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBOGH Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 That's just Yiddish for Jesus Christ. Look at the photo and they should recognize him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vafarmer70 Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 (edited) Edited November 21, 2012 by VaFarmer70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuppyHead Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Great way to get into the Holiday Spirit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildaddym Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 This thread is one of the reasons I like RWG!! In the spirit of the OP, here is my funny: A drunk falls out of a second-story window. A passer-by stops and asks, "What happened!?" Drunk says, "I don't know...I just got here myself!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eton Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Love Christmas time!!! Thanks, T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
initram5 Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 I heard EMS is giving problems specially in UK lately, so I have come up with a couple good ideas for shipping our favourite goodies safely enough to bypass customs. 1) 2) very fast, up to medium distance only. Requires antichoc system. 3) this is snailmail, but very unlikely to raise attention. RWG is the perfect environment for a crab, erm... no, it didn't come out right for some reason. Let me rephrase that. Us crustaceans have it hard explaining things specially on a computer, wicked machines. My previous computer beat me at chess, altho it was no match for me at kick boxing. I will just say that this is a nice place and I like it here =) P.S. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talhah Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Great! I know it's going to be mine. Nice one admin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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digitalnrg Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 RWG is where I spend all my free time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoever Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 choooooooooooose me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zeleni kukuruz Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 choooooooooooose me Naaaahh, she has NO [censored] mate! Rest is good, but we need some [censored] [censored] mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pobiga Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 I like this site! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zeleni kukuruz Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Mostly for Nordic members. The two cars toghter spell, what do you think? Ok i tell ya, [censored]! Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracyl Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 pick me! This has got to be the funniest video I've seen in awhile: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pqJpf6tidn0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydenM Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Got to be in it to win it Merry one month and three days until Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laergan Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 In for the draw! A year ago I broke my ankle in two places. My doctor told me to stop going to those places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 (edited) This guy just can't help it. He lost his job after this. Edited November 21, 2012 by Crab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_rymeister Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Great gesture admin I found you guys just over a year ago just after my first purchase of what I thought was a good rep which I just bought from turkey......well after I posted a few pictures of my breitling navitimer world I was told buy a member that the best thing I could do is "throw that pos in the bin". Then I read and read and read and read lots if interesteing and helpful posts and decided on buying my first reps. Upo 45 and seamaster chrono a7750. I then had several issues with the rep regarding stripped threads on the crown/tube which at the time was all very new to me Well my new hobby just turned serious I ordered my first and best watch tool kit from offshore at watch bits http://www.rwg.cc/forum/237-watch-bitz/ and started stripping down my newly bought upo..... This then over time turned into a franken with gen dial,hands,bezel insert,crown,tube and better ar'd crystal all modded by myself with huge amounts of help and input from you guys. Then I gave my franken so much wrist time I recently sold it to buy my nearly brand new genuine planet ocean 45mm which I am wearing as I type So the reason I love Rwg as it helped me along my journey from my christmas cracker breitling to my genuine planet ocean in one yes one year and I've made some great buddies at the same time. Happy christmas to everyone on Rwg and thanks again admin for the gesture Ry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
level z Posted November 22, 2012 Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 i love christmas ... hope i get lucky ... thx RWG regards lz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishJackal Posted November 22, 2012 Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 Hi Guys - good that you are back online, will surely drop in more often no. Missed yea all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eunomians Posted November 22, 2012 Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 It's great to be a supporting member since the beginning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonesie9870 Posted November 22, 2012 Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 HI Guys....I'm Jonesie from the UK and I'm a watchaholic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapinobel Posted November 22, 2012 Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 Watchtastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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