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Name your sex life/organ with a movie title!


CokeSmurf

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There were these classics....

"Gargantuan Veined Member"

With Kirstin Dunce

"Abnormally Huge Boner"

With, Keira Knightly

"Two Feet Of Pulsating Meat"

With Scarlet Johandjobson

And the unforgettable,

" I lLeft My Enormous Schvanzdooker In Kathryn's Butt"

With, The Pillsbury Dough Boy

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Woe to thee down wind when my volcanic erection spews forth copious amounts of shmegma

to leap forth and glaze the eyes and nostrils of those wenches in the path of  the creamy, man gravy rapids .

 

Aww man.... Jimmy Stewart never said anything remotely close to this comment. Still, I saw him giving me the thumbs up.post-3251-0-46863900-1376379548_thumb.jp

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@ Cornerstone, I crack up every time I see that clip of yours showing Larry David collapse to the floor, upon a revelation regarding watches

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