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I asked Legend if there was anything special I should do when shipping to Singapore. He told me they are partial too cute chicken stickers. Well, it just so happens that my fiance had some even cuter baby chick stickers and a couple teddy bear stickers to boot. This thing is going to breeze by customs! Thanks Legend! Good laughs!

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Omg. I was sharing a joke with Blake and he actually took me seriously! I then dared him to share a pic of the package in the forum and I promised him a donation in his name to Rwg if he does.

Well, what can I say? This guy is hilarious and a jolly good humored sport!

Message crafted while wrestling a juvenile crocodile that's unwilling to be captured and made into leather

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9 hours ago, Legend said:

Message crafted while wrestling a juvenile crocodile that's unwilling to be captured and made into leather

Every time I see that tagline it reminds me of a joke:

A blonde is out in the bayou with a flashlight, hip boots and a rope.  Spying movement, she throws her rope around a huge alligator and wrestles him to shore.  Dripping wet, she drags him up onto a pile of deceased reptiles, then bursts into tears wailing...

"Oh no!  This one isn't wearing boots either!"

:bangin:

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Every time I see that tagline it reminds me of a joke:

A blonde is out in the bayou with a flashlight, hip boots and a rope.  Spying movement, she throws her rope around a huge alligator and wrestles him to shore.  Dripping wet, she drags him up onto a pile of deceased reptiles, then bursts into tears wailing...

"Oh no!  This one isn't wearing boots either!"

:bangin:

Message crafted while wrestling a juvenile crocodile that's unwilling to be captured and made into leather

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N6, you know I have to protect my sources.........  :whistling:

Jim Croce needs to re-do his song:

You don't tug on Superman's cape,
You don't spit into the wind,
You don't pull the mask from the ol' Lone Ranger,
You don't doubt Legend,
and You don't mess around with Jim.
 

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Man, That was my friend Pierre Boudreaux from Pierre Part LA's sister, Odette. My friend Pierre, he kept telling Odette, "Odette, girl, you got to kill the gators to Make the boots, not kill the gators for the boots" Odette, she was some good looking girl, but she be a little on the simple side. She never figured it out, poor darling. But she be plenty popular with the boys. Odette she go out in the swamp, kill all those gators, the boys can sit on the porch and drink Dixie beer all day long, and she out there filling all their gator tags. That's the way things are in Pierre Part LA

and here are the pichers to prove it!! This is the store that Odette bought with all them gators she slew

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And here's old Odette herself bout 20 years older and 30 pounds heavier. Fried gator ands Budweiser will sure stack them pounds on!! That's Odette on the left. Still looking good, and she still has most all of here teeth

too!!!

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