Nanuq Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 "It's better to have one and not need it, than to need one and not have it".My dear departed Grannie taught me that. She had dozens of them buried in the back yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sogeha Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 29 minutes ago, Nanuq said: No, but you should SEE the size of my watch collection! Quit boasting, there is a guy in the French Customs with far more watches than you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 "It's better to have one and not need it, than to need one and not have it".My dear departed Grannie taught me that. She had dozens of them buried in the back yard. Ok I have to ask for myself and my fellow members who weren't here when you first accosted ken's left nut. What's the story with that?! LolI tread softly along the fine line separating raving insanity and lucid moments of ingenuity. The issue is I've no idea which is which mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indywatchguy Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 WoW you guys are kray! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 We were deep in the Arctic, far up in a Godforsaken snowy pass. We stumbled through a blizzard with flesh eating scavengers all around, waiting for our inevitable collapse.When suddenly a tumbledown shack emerged from the driving snow.We stumbled inside and there stood Uma, Goddess of the North, resplendent in her nut-fur parka.All we wanted was warm drink to thaw a little, but she's a mean cuss. I tried being nice but Ken was too far gone with hypothermia, so he reached for the bottle of hooch.Quick as a crack across a frozen lake, she drew her Colt and fired! Blam!!! Ken's left nut went flying and I dove for the floor.He collapsed in agony and she dragged him outside and froze him as a trophy, waiting for the day she needed new fur for her parka.I made my escape, clutching my furry reminder of the brave, brave, nutless man encased in the icy grip of a lost arctic wasteland.And then I realized... it would make awesome trading material, because of the story behind the prize, and because nobody would want to actually keep it.Now the entity you think is Ken, is actually a Ken-bot. The real Ken remains encased in ice deep in the arctic, praying that Uma never needs more fur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki6 Posted February 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Still a bawbag! Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sogeha Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 After his last post I think you should let bygones be bygones Sixx, Rambling on like that, the guy has clearly lost the plot, all that ice and solitude of an Alaskan winter can do terrible things to a man's mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki6 Posted February 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 He's a poor soul, lost in ice and polar bears! Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docthor Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 ...which is not the worst I'd say...I mean...think of living on an Island where it always rains and the only pleasure place is a dark room filled with grumpy old man and the odor of sweat and alkohol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sogeha Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Think of living on an island where it always rains!!! Look to the left, have you seen where I live? Any wetter and it would be Atlantis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki6 Posted February 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Hahaha, that sounds like my house mate! And as P above says, check the weather forecast for the UK, rain, rain, snow, wind and you guessed it, rain! Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kernow Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 1 hour ago, docthor said: ...which is not the worst I'd say...I mean...think of living on an Island where it always rains and the only pleasure place is a dark room filled with grumpy old man and the odor of sweat and alkohol... Looks and sounds remarkably like the crew lounge here. I'd post a pic, but the sight of Nikki6 and Legend sat around in their undies may put you off your beer for life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Looks and sounds remarkably like the crew lounge here. I'd post a pic, but the sight of Nikki6 and Legend sat around in their undies may put you off your beer for life. Yes and we are the only two guys with underwear the last I checked. LolI tread softly along the fine line separating raving insanity and lucid moments of ingenuity. The issue is I've no idea which is which mostly. We were deep in the Arctic, far up in a Godforsaken snowy pass. We stumbled through a blizzard with flesh eating scavengers all around, waiting for our inevitable collapse.When suddenly a tumbledown shack emerged from the driving snow.We stumbled inside and there stood Uma, Goddess of the North, resplendent in her nut-fur parka.All we wanted was warm drink to thaw a little, but she's a mean cuss. I tried being nice but Ken was too far gone with hypothermia, so he reached for the bottle of hooch.Quick as a crack across a frozen lake, she drew her Colt and fired! Blam!!! Ken's left nut went flying and I dove for the floor.He collapsed in agony and she dragged him outside and froze him as a trophy, waiting for the day she needed new fur for her parka.I made my escape, clutching my furry reminder of the brave, brave, nutless man encased in the icy grip of a lost arctic wasteland.And then I realized... it would make awesome trading material, because of the story behind the prize, and because nobody would want to actually keep it.Now the entity you think is Ken, is actually a Ken-bot. The real Ken remains encased in ice deep in the arctic, praying that Uma never needs more fur. Gosh B that's quite an account! LolI tread softly along the fine line separating raving insanity and lucid moments of ingenuity. The issue is I've no idea which is which mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sogeha Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 I'm not surprised to hear this Sixx has always seemed the shy type to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indywatchguy Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki6 Posted February 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 By underwear he means a nice red sparkley banana hammock! Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 By underwear he means a nice red sparkley banana hammock! Sent from my SM-G935F using TapatalkPlease don't make it sound any worse brother. Please. LolI tread softly along the fine line separating raving insanity and lucid moments of ingenuity. The issue is I've no idea which is which mostly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki6 Posted February 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Heh heh, should I wear the hot pink one this afternoon with my gaytona?! Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 This is seriously wrong man. Lol. I tread softly along the fine line separating raving insanity and lucid moments of ingenuity. The issue is I've no idea which is which mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kernow Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 3 hours ago, nikki6 said: By underwear he means a nice red sparkley banana hammock! Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk Yep....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 4 hours ago, Legend said: Gosh B that's quite an account! Lol Yeah wait till you hear the Saga of the Tropic 39 Crystal. 3 hours ago, nikki6 said: Heh heh, should I wear the hot pink one this afternoon with my gaytona?! A word of advice... the hammock goes in FRONT this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki6 Posted February 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Not enough ink or metal to be me G! Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kernow Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, nikki6 said: Not enough ink or metal to be me G! Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk ..... don't tell me that's AJ then! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki6 Posted February 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Not big enough muscles! The dudes a tank!!Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 No, AJ is the businessman of the group. Respectable like. We keep Sixx around as the bouncer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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