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Girlfriend, wife, fiancee troubles.. how do you handle it


Mattjames84

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So unfortunately my relationship with my fiancee is on the brink of just being nothing. I find myself diving into watches more and more for happiness when I'm depressed.. on one hand I'm proud of myself cause instead on picking up a drink and a bag of dope to drowned my feelings, I either buy a new watch or try an build something I like... anyone else do this?

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Trust me when I tell you you’re in good company. We all have our obsessions and places we go when life kicks us in the teeth. 
 

Women, well....let’s just say they take a lot of work attention love and respect. Watches are easy, the soft ticking of a well regulated timepiece, the sexy curves of a expertly modded case and those Lugs!!!!!!

 

yup, watches have scratched my itch for many years. 
 

 

good luck to you. Just know this family here, will always love ya, understand ya and feed your watch obsession. 😎

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You are very welcome to spend time among compadres here, and wishing you well.

 

While I'm not (yet) an accredited couples therapist* I have a suggestion. 


Nipple tassles.

 

Nipple tassles while making beans on toast for your wife while topless (you, not wife) has almost no evidence against it showing NOT working!!

 

Could be under-represented in medical literature, but I have access to university journals, and nothing on this.

 

OK, next step.  (Keep with me.)

 

Then you need to sing this song like this:

 

https://youtu.be/batxBJ5wGEA?t=45

 

Step 3.  In the same voice shout out.  "Why won't you strip my movement?"  This may work better in underpants outside of a window.  Remember:  nipple tassles.

 

Ahh, this can go several ways.  If I'm right, and she's been reading all of Ziggy's old tutorials, you'll be winding like butter.  8)

 

 

 

*Mostly koalas so far.

 

 

 

Totally forgot to add about tassle rotation, sorry.

 

I think clockwise in northern hemisphere, anti-clockwise in southern hemisphere.

 

Back to front if you're left titted and wear your tassles on the other tit, obviously.

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