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The Lone Ranger and Tonto on Christmas Eve


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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were in the desert on Christmas Eve.  After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.


Some hours later, in the stillness before Christmas morn, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? '


'The Lone Ranger replied, 'I see millions of stars.'


'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.


The Lone Ranger pondered for a minute then said, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.  Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.  Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past four in the morning.  Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and has sent his son, born in a manger of a virgin.  Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day for Christmas.  What does it tell you, Tonto?'


'You dumber than buffalo chip, Kemo Sabe.  It mean someone stole the tent.'




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Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by hostile Indians. 

Lone Ranger is out of bullets and has an arrow through the top of his cowboy hat. 

Tonto is out of arrows.

Lone Ranger says:  "Well, looks like we have finally had it old friend."

Tonto says:  "What you mean...'we' paleface?"


Five inches snow, 21 degrees here.  Merry White Christmas!

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