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57 posts for the shortest thread ever vs 54 posts for the longest post ever.... :blink::huh:

something is wrong here.... :lol:

I'm sure that Nanuq could explain in mathematical terms why this is not so - if he weren't off spending all his time fooling around with Miss Understood.....

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85827p / 2261m * 40 = dp (1518)

dp (1518) / 30 = at (50)

Where p is the total number of posts (at time of posting).

Where m is the total number of members (at time of posting).

Where 40 is the mean number of members posting in a 24 hour period.

Where dp is the total average daily posts.

Where 30 is the mean number of active topics in a 24 hour period.

Where at is the average thread length.

Proving.........................................Hee Haw! :lol:

JTB

.........but if anyone wishes to expand, feel free.

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Those sneaky zeros. When a=b, a-b is always 0.

0 x 50 = 0 proves that 0/0 = 50

0 x 150 = 0 proves that 0/0 = 150

0 x 1309413904834 = 0 proves that 0/0 = 1309413904834

Dividing by 0 disnae work.

More fun:

-2 = -2

4 - 6 = 1 - 3

4 - 6 + 9/4 = 1 - 3 + 9/4

(2 - 3/2)2 = (1 - 3/2)2

2 - 3/2 = 1 - 3/2

2 = 1

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to (2 - 3/2)2 = (1 - 3/2)2

So you're admitting you're stumped? (I joke, I joke!) ;)

Of course it's a trick.

You're right it doesn't work in that direction, but the two equations can be equal

(2 - 3/2)2 = (1 - 3/2)2 can equal 4 - 6 + 9/4 = 1 - 3 + 9/4

(2 - 3/2)2 = (1 - 3/2)2 can also equal 2 - 3/2 = 1 - 3/2

Square roots can have a positive or negative answer. Square root of 9 is 3; but it is also -3.

@Nanuq: you need to think of a PIN that Miss U can't guess..... :g: Any ideas anyone?

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Sounds great!

Except I'd have to get it tattood on my arm for easy reference.

Have any of you ever been assigned a really crap PIN number by your bank?

Last year my bank sent me a letter with my new credit card PIN number. The number was my four digit postcode written on the envelope!

:doh:

Still - easy to remember! :thumbsupsmileyanim:

So to conclude - I recommend that Nanuq chooses either my postcode or whatever is tattooed on Ryyannon's arm to make it easier to remember.

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