Pierre and Marie were in Love
Pierre was a famous fighter pilot
Marie was a young and beautiful ballet dancer
One Sunday afternoon they go for a picnic along the Seine
Marie, feeling amorous, asks Pierre to kiss her
Pierre reaches into the picnic basket and pulls out a bottle of merlot
And pours the wine on Marie's lips as he kisses her
Marie asks "Why did you do that Pierre" to which he responds...
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot and I must have red wine when I kiss red lips"
As they continue to kiss, Marie becomes more aroused and whispers into Pierre's ear
"Kiss my breasts...my Pierre" to which he reaches into the picnic basket amd pulls out a bottle of white wine
Which he then pours all over Marie's breasts as he starts kissing them
Marie again asks "Why did you do that Pierre" to which he responds...
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot and I must have white wine with delicate meat"
Not to long after, Marie now feeling very aroused, whispers to Pierre
"Oh Pierre kiss me lower....lower....lower"
Pierre again reaches into the picnic basket and pulls out a bottle of cognac
Pours it on Marie's lap, takes his lighter and sets Marie's crotch on fire
Marie screams, rushes into the Seine to douse the flames, and demands to
Know why Pierre would do this horrible thing, to which Pierre responds...
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot and when I go down I go down in flames"