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I have gotten the Ladies YM from Johua and Eddie and my it is my wife's favorite watch and gets the most wrist time.

It can and does happen everywhere in the world. I am glad that you and your wife are OK. The cameras can be replaced. Take care and be aware.

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Becky my darling, " he whispered. "Hush my love, " she said. " Rest, don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky, " he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess." "There's nothing to confess, " replied the weeping Becky, everything's all right, go to sleep." "No, no I must die in peace, Becky. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother! "I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, "let the poison work."

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place it in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you!" He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest upon a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?" "Moses," Replied the bird. "Moses" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?" "Probably the same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus," the bird answered

Two cowboys from Arkansas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices. Suddenly a woman at a table behind them who had been eating a sandwich begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. The cowboys turn to look at her. "Kin yah swallow? Asked one of the cowboys. The woman shakes her head "No" "Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "NO" again. The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again. The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a drink of his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.

A typical married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he would periodically reach over to his wife and fondle her "kitty". He did this a few times but only for a very short time each time. He would then stop and resume reading his book. The wife gradually became aroused with this and thought that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement before going any further. She got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked. "What are you doing taking your clothes off? The wife replied, "You were playing with my kitty. I thought it was foreplay to stimulate making love with you tonight." The husband said, "No, not at all." The wife then asked, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?" The husband replied, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."

Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest. "If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant. "How do we enter?" asked the first man. "Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex." "O.K. I guess 7, " said the first man. "Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again" The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on. "Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex." "2" said the second man "Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again." As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged." "No way," said the second man. "My wife won twice last week."

Welcome to RWG All of us have entered the forums eager to take advantage of the wealth of information and watch offerings that abound here. And all of us have found out that there is a process of acceptance that comes through participation and interaction. If you actively participate I believe you will find that more and more doors will open and your understanding of which to choose will become so much greater. Happy Hunting

I used to know and respect a guy named Blade. Then he ran out on RWG, scammed me for $200 bucks and let us all down. Don't repect him anymore and not much interested in whatever tune he is playing these days

Perfect size Would love to see any engravings Watch was nice also

@J/K It has a lot to do with my shoe size and...I like wheel...not reel

Thank you I have so much to learn about the world of music and so little time. This opens doors for me that I didn't even know existed.

@les center Thank you for pointing out my faux pas...but unfortunately it was intentional... since 'reel' reminded me of movies while 'wheel' seemed to go better with horology. But what do us old farts know anyway

@the man Welcome back to RWG. Look at the positive side. You survived and can now buy a replacement watch...or two....or three ...or who knows how many. Happy Hunting

You're not a Helmut and you're not from Northern Ireland Two out of three isn't bad at all Welcome to RWG Happy Hunting

I no longer post in LB...but the topic took me back a few years. The Platters in 1960 was my very first concert. The one I remember was Day 2 and 3 at Woodstock in 1969. Missed day 1 due to a thirty mile traffic jam. I just can't explain...you had to be there

Hi Gattenda Welcome to RWG I believe there is a Dealer section where you may find the answer to your question ....or maybe not Happy Hunting!

Did you say he was a proctologist?

Bill...excellent advice

A sad day for this community and me personally. If the above is trrue...this is my last psot in the Looney Bin. Without jf....it is not the same

Speaking of natural geometry... I don't know how they did it but it sure is pretty to look at

Who needs damned beavers anyway Which reminds me... A man and a woman are sitting side by side at a bar getting really wasted. They are both really depressed. The man asks the woman why she's so down and she replies, "My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed." "What a coincidence!" he said, "My wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed too." So they start talking and they find that they have much in common so they decide to go to the woman's apartment and have kinky sex. When they arrive at her apartment, she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more comfortable. She comes out of the bathroom with a tight, black leather outfit with a whip, handcuffs, a strap-on cock, and a 12 inch studded dildo. Then she hurries into the kitchen and comes out with tabasco sauce, whipped cream, and a rolling pin. Then she notices that the man is putting on his coat and is walking towards the door. "What's going on?", she asks. "I thought you wanted to get kinky?" He turns around and says, "I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I'm all done." See...he didn't need any damned beaver...even if it was kinky

@cornerstone....here is a horny one that strayed