Perfectionist

Yay!

I wonder what pseudonym he'll rejoin under

More like how many pseudonym's does TTK have to come to his defence !! ...... The lady doth protest too much LOL !!

Come clean Pug ..... are you TTK in disguise ..... ??? !!!

Seeya .... wouldn't wanna be ya !!

(This has to be my last post before the ban comes in ...... might see you over at RWI ..... LOL !! )

Don't flatter yourself, dude.

No one's really paying much attention to you.

Most of the people following this thread aren't reading it for what you've got to say - which is essentially nothing.

Guys like you come along every few months and try to stir up a bit of [censored] before they disappear....leaving a faint odor of poo behind them - and no regrets concerning their absence.

Happy trails, chump.

Dude !! Nobody would regret your absense either ...... they don't even know you exist actually LOL !!

TTK is a crappy dealer who offers crappy service ...... the board is full of posts from people who have had problems with him ......

There are far better dealers here who offer far better service .....

Pointing this out is obviously pissing off some people for some reason ??

Oh, and that odour of poo ..... is your own breath !!

Seeya

Is that it? Were you trying to get banned?

Damn, I'm still here ..... I thought a ban was active instantly !! KenDude hurry up !!

This place is gonna be so boring without me ..... almost as boring as selling fake watches for a living hey TTK !!!

It'd be Ok if he was a little bit amusing......but his inability to count past 3...plus his constant ranting about sex.....makes it dull and boring....that's why he was banned at RWI....it wasn't because he was trolling....simply because he was boring....adding nothing to the forum.....!

I am far from boring !! And I am soon to be banned !! Seeya, was fun while it lasted !!

LOL !! When I saw the title of the thread, I immediately thought it was TTK !!

Welcome Hash ..... Precious Time will gladly make your wallet thinner !!

Enjoy

WTF are the Glasgow Celtics....?

@Johnbhoy.....you certainly don't stagger about Glasgow on Friday nights......it's usually Balloch.....!

@Purrfectionst......PPP....Purrfectionist the Pudding Puller......how was your date with Jenna....I just bet your remote control batteries are drained.....shuttling back and forth at all the good bits.....trying your best to bring yourself to the tickly bit......it's good to know you're a strong sunscriber to everything that's fake......including Jenna's [censored].....!

Matches.....what planet you from......you are and never were a match for me....I demonstrated that the first time you had a pop at me......I stopped posting after your last comment......and that was it finished......nobody's came back to see what you posted....they come to see me flaming your ass.....and when I stopped....they went away......that's why you'll always be down the pecking order.......Admin....stick a fork in this chump's ass and turn him over ....he's done already.

Your problem is that you're too busy earning a living to make any money...( and giving it away for fake stuff....)....you live on Tony's Magic Island......paying thru' the nose for everything.......the only tax you ain't paying is carpet tacks.......and you think I'm the chump........

Leaving an impression on that big plasticine head of yours is easy .....but nothing compared to the impression of your Mom's hand on the cheek of the midwife that helped birth you......your Mom slapped her when she threw the baby out with the bathwater and left your Mom saddled with you....the afterbirth.....and now we get to see the result also...!

Luck doesn't enter into the equation.......altho' you might be lucky if anyone pays the slightest bit of attention to you.........!

I read your post over at RWG 1.....about a rating system for dealers.......I wasn't impressed and the other members weren't convinced.......what a bozo.......you NEED to try harder Sonny.....X......4/10.

****BTW......I'M STILL THE ONE THAT KNOCKED YOU BACK...WHEN YOU WANTED TO BUY FROM ME.....****

Honestly dude ..... another novel !! I've obviously hit a nerve !! Enjoy the pain !!

Anyway, as usual you have twisted things around in that little inbred, sex deprived brain of yours ......

I asked if you had that piece available ...... then I did a search on you and realised how crap you are ..... so bought from one of the FAR better dealers ......

I suppose when you sell only 3 watches a month (to same 3 people !!) - the loss of one sale can really [censored] you off !!

No doubt many other buyers have been doing the same ...... which has forced you into this present advertising campaign !!

Yes, the Dealer Ratings post ..... now I see why you are wetting your pants !!

http://www.replica-watches-guide.com/forum...c=32845&hl=

http://www.replica-watches-guide.com/forum...showtopic=32142

If a Rating System was started ...... your ass would be at the bottom ...... and consequently, your ass would also be back living on the streets of London in a cardboard box !!

Keep counting those non-existant £100 notes TTK ...... (Edit - I gotta put that in my sig !! )

Ok guys, back on topic.

Have just returned from a trip to see who lives at the Main Beach addy.

Knocked on the door, was opened by an elderly gent, asked for P*** R******, and was told - "Doesn't live here, ( a pause). We don't know him"

So I departed.

But it seemed and felt a bit suss.

A lot of these Hi Rises, have managers... this unit ( No. 1) gave a feeling that it was the unit managers residence ( More lived in)... although there was no signage nominating a managers contact on this block.

Could it be another resident using the manager as a drop off point?

I had a look at the letter boxes for all the units, not too many were marked, and no name even remotely similar.

This area has a high transitory population, and a lot of the units would be holiday letting.

So.... drew a blank, and have no further ideas how to try to track the elusive Mr R*****

Clue guys????

Offshore

LOL and don't forget dude ...... if he doesn't pay up ...... Kick his ass Rambo-style !!

Dear god, TTK and I wrote the same thing. Should I be scared, or is your motherly love that obvious?

LOL, couples in love often think alike Pug .....

Yeah.....Jenna Jameson in your latest porn dvd......go on.....choke your chicken......you know you won't get hairs on your palms....it's an old wife's tale.....just like all of yours.....!

Destroy my ego....thanks......I nearly laughed....!

I believe you when you say you can crap on me.....unfortunately.....the end result is the same for all members.....you keep hitting them with a load of [censored].......!

You're a novice.....sonny.......time for yo mama...to tuck ya up in dreamland.......after a quick fumble about tho'...eh....keep it in the family.....it'll make a change from your brother.....!

I only skimmed through your previous novel length post, but I did notice you forcing double entendres where none actually exist .... very droll and unimaginative, which is actually a major step up for you isn't it !! Congratulations !!

What's trully fascinating about you Total Turd Kisser, is how you love to go on about replica buyers being sad and living in denial etc etc ...... these very people are your (ever dwindling !) customers and you in fact consider yourself a passionate collecter of these items ...... like I said fascinating !!

Dude !!

Obviously our pissing matches have been costing you business - which required a major marketting campaign to get your watches selling again .....

All I wanted to do was make you cry (success !!) ...... not take away your living ......

Anyway, your cunning plan has been executed so well that even I am impressed !!

Good for you and good luck !!

PS - I am impressed ...... but not convinced !!

Wow...you woke up.....the chloroform wore off....huh.....you got it right.......I'm The King of dealing with Tossers like you.....!

Yes...but you had to come back for your regular fix of ole TTK ...didn't you.....it's only time you get to bask in the sun.....makes you feel important eh....all your other posts are just glossed over....but you've woken up to the fact that if you want the crumbs from the table....well....just jump into a TTK thread.....and people will award you recognition....kinda like hanging onto the tail of a comet.....you're never at the head of things.....always behind like the cow's tail......but that's something you'll be used to.....being an [censored]...!

Nah....no thinking involved.....your'e just a noob...oops...NOB.....that thinks he knows everything....unfortunately the solitary brain cell that constitutes the hard drive in your head is corrupted....it ain't capable of reading the info.....but YOU know all....don't ya....!

Yeah....just like the non-EXISTENT 100 pound notes that you dream of sending to one of the dealers for your status symbol fake to impress your buddies at Ronald MacDonalds.......watch it doesn't drop in the fries....!

The only [censored] was you getting blown off at RWI.......and you're about to get blown off here also....you're just too stupid to realise it......TTK's playing rope-a-dope with you...just as I did at RWI........and you're bouncing all over the board.....heading towards EXIT!

I think you should have dinner with both....it'll look good when they air Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.......having you choose the gay blond or the gay brunette.....plus it'll give them a shared experience.....and when you [censored] off to the toilet ...they can giggle together about what a 'pussy' you are.......and how wrong they got it ...when they chose you for the programme......the only thing that's 'straight' about you is the dyed yellow streak running thru' your mullet.....

As for your girlfriend not being around for few days......I bet that's a relief for her.....she doesn't have to be your beard anymore....and is headed out to have the good time that you can't give her........being stuck with you....she's only done 'it' twice....once with the milkman....and once with the Household Cavalry.....!

Dude !! Why not just write a novel dedicated to me !! You've obviously got waaaay to much free time - putting 2 watches a month in the post isn't that time consuming I suppose !!

Would love to destroy your ego a bit more but I have a beautiful woman waiting for me (you wouldn't know what that feels like!) so I just wanted to acknowledge your effort and I'll try an crap on ya sometime over the weekend .....

@Purrrfectionist....( that's my new nickname for you...'cos you're a pussy.....and a damp one at that....wetter than a haddock's bathing costume )....!

What?.......no 'sister' quips today.....oh how disappointing.....we've all been waiting with baited breath for your latest little gem........!

It's heartening to see that not every newcomer has to go thru' the 'noob' status......your limited intellect and humour allowed you a bypass ...straight into 'nob' status....and you've been desperate for your 'sister' to polish your nob ever since.....

Unfortunately your status as a 'NOB"......has allowed you to open your mouth and release the plebeian verbiage that swirls around inside the big kettle drum you call your head.....a veritable tsunami of diarrhoea......fortunately most members recognise the stench and head for higher ground the moment you appear....!

This particular 'vigilante' has kicked ass on scammers in the past.....and on more than one occasion.........long term members know when. where and who........but you being a 'noob'......eh....sorry......a NOB......wouldn't know anything about it.....what am I saying.....you know nothing about anything........why am I even replying to you........you're a NOB......and I don't converse with [censored]......everybody else knows you're a NOB.....even at RWI...they're calling you a NOB......LMAO.......but of course you being banned won't be able to see that......

Keep taking the pills.....you don't wanna waken up to reality....then you might realise what a NOB you are......!

Hmmm......here's my dillema......should I stop calling you Purrrfectionist and start calling you NOB.......lemme see....nah....Purrfectionist it stays.....'cos calling you a NOB lends too much status......you're really just a PUSSY.....and a PUSSY ye shall remain.....!

Hello The [censored] King !

Had forgotten you existed for a while ..... but then another thread about you screwing over a customer appeared ..... although that is kinda regular for you isn't it

And now you think you are a vigilante ..... just like you also think you are intelligent, handsome, charming and well endowed ....... all of which are quite the opposite

Wait, I forgot to mention you also think you are rich ...... counting non-existant £100 notes LOL !!

Yes, your boyfriends over at RWI booted me off ...... you must give a great [censored] dude !!

Anyway, you enjoy your dillema cos here's my dillema for tonight ...... should I "have dinner" with the beautiful brunette I met in a nightclub last week ..... or the beautiful blonde that started work in my office about 2 months ago ...... might as well because my beautiful girlfriend won't be around for a few days ......

Just coz you are a chicken hiding behind a keyboard doesn't mean that the rest of us can't deal with matters firmly yet fairly face to face!

Ask your pal TTK - he'll teach you a few lessons!!

Quite the opposite dude !!

I can kick you and your boyfriend TTK's ass, while adjusting the bracelet on a watch at the same time LOL !!

However, if I ever read a newspaper article about a vigilante group of "watch enthusiasts" beating the [censored] outta some SOB scammer ...... I will stand corrected !!

I despise the SOB's that screw over the dealers and hope they burn in hell !!

But I hate even more the morons who have fantasies about turning in to Rambo to kick the SOB's ass !!

It has never happened before and it will never happen ever !!

If ya REALLY wanna help the dealer ...... reimburse him the money he lost !!

Otherwise STFU and stop thinking your a gangster FFS !!

Hey, what TTK does with his life is his own business - leave the poor guy alone !!

What an ass#$*e!!

Did your sattelite radio subscription expire and you missed your morning dose of Howard Stern? Are you a little antsy because summer vacation is coming to an end and junior year of High School is going to be "such a bummer"???. Why don't you gift your insight, expertise and incredible communication skills to a message board that could appreciate them like say....a discussion group about the movie "Porkys 2"????? I hope Harvard has a spot on the debating team saved for such a soaring intellect as yours.

Dude, everybody with a sense of humour knows Howard Stern is a very witty, talented man

Harvard ? Isn't that where all the kids go if they couldn't get in to Cambridge like me !!

He doth protest too much!!

If it really doesn't matter to you and you have better things to be doing then why did you bother with the reply?! Where did you find the time in your busy schedule?

Well, because I enjoy the repartee so much !!

Excellent news. I'm happy for you.

You're a Troll and you serve no purpose on these boards. If you're anywhere as near as belligerent in real life as you are on the internet, I hope your next beating isn't fatal.

(Seriously, I don't get the appeal. You come on, you insult people, you lose the respect of your peers. Wouldn't it be better to just give up the stupid head-butting and try to be part of the community instead of 'that twunt over there'?)

Pug, I don't insult "people" .... I insult TTK ..... and enjoy it immensley !!

As far as being hostile ..... it's all in jest ...... it only makes it even more funny when people think it isn't LOL !!

@Perfectionist...( what an unfortunate choice of name...if only you'd been more circumspect when you were registering)........dya wanna try for two bans in a row......a month ban from RWI followed by a months ban on RWG......I'll help you along ...just as I did on RWI.......it seems you're all mouth and trousers........ so c'mon......let everyone see how much of a schmuck you are......I've got on you on the hook.....now wriggle......!

Honestly !! Only a schmuck (like you!) would give a damn about being banned from a website about fake watches !!

Just how pathetic a "threat" is that FFS !!

I mean really, did you not stop to think just how much of a loser you must be to actually say something as sad as that !!

What next ? You're gonna threaten to cry like a little baby girl !!

Dude, ya need to get out more and get a real life ..... and hopefully a sex life too ...... but not with your sister ...... or the local rugby team !!

You, sir, are showing everyone the reason you got banned on RWI.

It's not big, it's not clever, and nobody is actually thinking any better of you for it. Still, on the internet, anyone can have virtual spine. Good luck with yours.

Pug, I had to stop you before you started reminiscing about the time TTK saved your life in Vietnam and the time TTK donated his liver to keep your father alive etc etc !! Nuff Said !!

And as far as being banned ..... LOL !!

Maybe you would be suicidal if ya got banned from some internet forum ...... I couldn't care less !!

How could this be, I hear your scream ...... cos I have far more going on in my life than just a bunch of websites !!

It seems to me you have a far more "virtual" life than me dude !!

PS - Are you TTK's Bodyguard as well as Admirer ? LOL !

I'm not a businessman....I'm a watch collector.....

Yup, you definitely ain't a businessman !! Good to see you know what everybody else does !! LOL

PS - So this thread must be what a TTK Love Parade looks like ..... Love Shack, Baby Love Shack !!

Sweet !!

Raymonds is better than this other one on the bay ?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...mMakeTrack=true

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Full-Blue-Bezel-Inse...1QQcmdZViewItem

Incidentally ...ALL the reps that I post here....cost me only 15cents...and I get $200 profit on each one....ask Perfectionist...he knows the whole game inside out....!!

LOL !! I bet you wish you made that kind of profit ..... it would actually make selling those 3 watches a month worth your while !!

Anyway, most retail has a cost price of between 1/3 to 1/2 of the selling price ..... no doubt it will be similar for the dealers here, with the added bonus of profits being tax free lol !!

I'm just [censored] off I can't buy shares in the rep factories !!

Got it from Joshua, fully serviced, just a gorgeous watch.

Sweet !

How much was the charge to get the service done ?

I'd feel......HOMICIDAL!!!!!!!

Actually, last week I was something less than sympathetic to another who lost $500 to "Disappearing Angus" saying "Yo dude, this is the cost of doing business" and now I'm whining about a missing 0.0005 cent screw and a quirky movement. No wonder I drink!!!

You are right dude !

We should all never complain about anything and just hand over our cash and be happy with whatever crap we get ...... just like like a [censored] !!

Your previous posts sounded like you were a non-[censored] ..... but then for some reason, you turned into a [censored] ..... you are right, no wonder you drink !!