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bear1
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serious sedan: 03 audi RS6
vintage pony: 63 split window
vintage italian: Lamborghini Muira
suv: H1 w/ Cummings Turbo
street suv: Cayenne Turbo
NYC traffic: Abrams M1
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in The looney bin
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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.