Miss Understood

Oh my, can someone give me that gentleman's telephone number?

My goodness, dear Ken Do you have a better version of that photograph? Dear me, I'm all in a lather.

My dear sweet mellifluous Nanuq Are you attempting, by your many words, to compensate for something lacking? Polonius said it best: "Brevity is the soul of wit". And so I offer my poetic entry, titled "Fleas": Adam had 'em.

My dear sweet yummy Nanug I do so enjoy those edible panties you sent me. Perhaps five cases is sufficient, however... you might simply keep the last few? Ta ta!

My dear Watchgrl You will find these gentlemen (and I use the term loosely) to be highly knowledgeable, but coincidentally, horndogs of the highest degree. A simple toss of the skirt will have tbem (most of them, excluding our skirt-wearing JohnTheBhoy) salivating and PM'ing you for more. Dear me, there goes my PM dinger again. Who might it be this time? Tee hee. Flounce flounce!

My dear misaligned Dragonplayboy I have a chronograph with a similar misalignment. My simple solution is to activate the stopwatch, allow the central seconds hand to traverse the dial to the 12:00 position, then stop it before the minutes subdial clicks over to "one". It's quick, it's dirty, and it works. I like things like that.

My dear sweet dome-fixated Nanuq If you're truly interested in a pair of "super"domes please do ring me up. We might trade some secrets. Nibble nibble!

My dear William That is a lovely explanation. I venture the opinion that most people nowadays would think "automated teller machine" when faced with the acronym "ATM". Well said.

My dear By-Tor, In my earlier life as a machinist, I learned to read engineering specifications and I acquired a certain feel for how bits and pieces might be persuaded to fit together. Please bear in mind that not is all as it may appear: although a case may look "1:1" on the outside, to use the current jargon, it may very well be far from accurate on the inside. It is so with many things in life, but I digress. I believe the problem may lie with the relief given to the underside of the rehaut in the 1680 case. I have heard rumors elsewhere that one may simply machine away the underside of the rehaut ledge to create the correct clearances. But that may just be the gin and tonic talking. Bottoms up!

My goodness, jpmlora ... do you really let the poor lady wear clothing such as that? She'll catch her death of cold! Tsk!

Dearest Oswald, Who needs a Pam when you have access to a Miss Understood? *saucy grin* My dear boy, the Rollie speaks volumes about good taste and strong upbringing. The Pam speaks to... pardon my French here, it speaks to the need to "compensate". And we both know how turn-offish that may be.

If I may, allow my bit of advice? To really stir the knickers you want a Vespa. Then take it to Jay Leno for his turbine power upgrade (hello dear Jay, this is your transparent advertising plug). Whoosh whoosh!

Did someone mention pearls? You silly boys should know by now how I feel about pearls.

Grand great greetings to one of the finest here. May your ticks be many and your tocks be more.

Oh you do know how to flatter a lady

Dear sweet Underman, you really must try and ask your questions in the correct forum

My very dear old friend admin has called for my assistence to help him with his troubled flock. Very soon I will be setting up my one stop physco shop, many of you would be quick to call me an Agony Aunt but please think of me more as a Mother like figure who will tend to all your perplexing puzzles in life and over all give you a warm fuzzy.......excuse me......BILLY WILL YOU SHUT UP BACK THERE!........Thank you....now where was I sweetkins?.........Oh yes a warm fuzzy..........I had a pepsi like that yesterday.......oh sorry sweetkins, yes lets see, yes a warm fuzzy feeling about yourselves. So please whatever your troubles please visit me at the soon to be opened Miss Understood forum. Bye Bye Sweetkins Sorry quick edit has anyone seen my Pepsi around here?