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Fantasy land today.... Navi tomorrow, a smart day.....working with clients in Marbella Steelfish for Sunday at the beach, espetos de sardinas for lunch.

Seriously it's a small problem for an inexpensive and good rep. I love mine!

Just got the answer! It did get into a Whopper.....guy just complained. He returned the headless body to the counter. guess what? He thinks he ate the head, but I have it here on my prep area!

Dead for sure, just eaten by one of the other roaches or maybe it was left in the ingredients for a juicy Whopper? :yucky:

That's nonsense and you know it....I just tried it here in the Burger King I work in (I'm the tomato slicer) and the roach died instantly.

Either get used to it or don't wear it.....they are all the same. I wear mine regularly and wear a pair of ear muffs. A bit hot for them here in Spain but at least I can concentrate. lol

Bumping my own story How vain is that?

'There were too many sockpuppets talking to each other'... Love it!

Real emails below.....I love the reference to MI5! Dear Sir/madam/automated telephone answering service Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Leith police station to pick up a telephone I have decided to abandon the idea and try e-mailing you instead. Perhaps you would be so kind as to pass this message on to your colleagues in Leith by means of smoke signal, carrier pigeon or ouji board. As I'm writing this e-mail there are eleven failed medical experiments (I think you call them youths) in West Cromwell Street which is just off Commercial Street in Leith. Six of them seem happy enough to play a game which involves kicking a football against an iron gate with the force of a meteorite. This causes an earth shattering CLANG! which rings throughout the entire building. This game is now in it's third week and as I am unsure how the scoring sytem works, I have no idea if it will end any time soon. The remaining five walking abortions are happily rummaging through several bags of rubbish and items of furniture that someone has so thoughtfully dumped beside the wheelie bins. One of them has found a saw and is setting about a discarded chair like a beaver on speed. I fear that it's only a matter of time before they turn their limited attention to the bottle of calor gas that is lying on it's side between the two bins. If they could be relied on to only blow their own arms and legs off then I would happily leave them to it. I would even go so far as to lend them the matches. Unfortuneatly they are far more likely to blow up half the street with them and I've just finished decorating the kitchen. What I suggest is this. after replying to this e-mail with worthless assurances that the matter is being looked into and will be dealt with, why not leave it until the one night of the year (probably bath night) when there are no mutants around then drive up the street in a panda car before doing a three point turn and disappearing again. This will of course serve no ther purpose than to remind us what policemen actually look like. I trust that when I take a clawhammer to the skull of one of these throwbacks you'll do me the same courtesy of giving me a four month head start before coming to arrest me. I remain sir, your obedient servant ????????? *****************************************8 Mr ??????, I have read your e-mail and understand you frustration at the problems caused by youth playing in the area and the problems you have encountered in trying to contact the police. As the Community Beat Officer for your street I would like to extend an offer of discussing the matter fully with you. Should you wish to discuss the matter, please provide contact details (address / telephone number) and when may be suitable. Regards PC ??? ????????????? Community Beat Officer ***************************** Dear PC ????? First of all I would like to thank you for the speedy response to my original e-mail. 16 hours and 38 minutes must be a personal record for Leith Police station and rest assured that I will forward these details to Norris McWhirter for inclusion in his next book. Secondly I was delighted to hear that our street has it's own community beat officer. May I be the first to congratulate you on your covert skills. In the five or so years I have lived in West Cromwell Street, I have never seen you. Do you hide up a tree or have you gone deep undercover and infiltrated the gang itself? Are you the one with the acne and the moustache on his forehead or the one with a chin like a wash hand basin? It's surely only a matter of time before you are headhunted by MI5. Whilst I realise that there may be far more serious crimes taking place in Leith such as smoking in a public place or being Muslim without due care and attention, is it too much to ask for a policeman to explain (using words of no more than two syllables at a time) to these twats that they might want to play their strange football game elsewhere. The pitch behind the Citadel or the one at DKs are both within spitting distance as is the bottom of the Albert Dock. Should you wish to discuss these matters further you should feel free to contact me on ??? ????. If after 25 minutes I have still failed to answer, I'll buy you a large one in the Compass Bar. Regards ???????

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK"? the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned.? I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

Today my Choppy....

Get out of the group then come back to me for congratulations, oh and improve your position in the league. Se

8-0 well done, but is it good enough? This fantastic team is performing badly in the league and unlikely to qualify in the Champions League....still there's the UEFA cup!

Buy him a black PO go on do it!

What's wrong with you big girl's blouses? My Social security number is X444588999X Here are my fingerprints and a photo currently being circulated by Interpol. What's there to be afraid of?

I hate to disagree but my rep deployant ans strap are great..............go for the deployant without holes!

Looks about right to me.....the Mackems do make some noise. One man went to mow! Celery, celery Blue flag

The main fact is that I have lived to see those years, were you even out of nappies 17 years ago? Winning the league is the true test, that's why we were a failure last year....2 cups isn't enough for a great team.

A Scouser behaving like a prat towards a lady? Surely not!

Must be tough being a Liverpool supporter....all that history, ancient history. Win the league and then start to crow......how many years is it now?

A great result for Chelsea. We are back and will be challenging again. 6-0 and back to our best. Thought Liverpool looked toothless, take Gerrard (the man who signed for Chelsea and then asked for the contract to be ripped up....Chelsea obliged) away and there's no fire power. El Ni

aaaah.....Chuck Norris

Platini was a beautiful player....Zidane can't be described as beautiful, ........effective, clever, strong, willing etc. but not beautiful. Look at some old vids of Michel P. you'll see what I mean. BTW. Chelsea 6 Man City 0 Chelsea are now playing sexy football again, adios Jose, Hola Avram.

Single - handedely? True he was the heart beat of the team but there were fine displays from the likes of Makelele, Trezeguet, Desailly et al. Zidane was superb but lacked the gallic flair and ability of the great Platini against whom Fabregas is the closest modern day equivalent, him and Darren Fletcher

The Che have made a good start. 1 point behind leaders, Barca. Away to Sevilla on Sunday night.....should be a cracker. They were sorely exposed by Chelsea though a couple of weeks ago and somehow lost to Rosenborg last Weds. Have to agree about Kenyon but I think that you will see Avram bring dignity back to the proceedings, you just see. He's a humble man with a terrific knowledge of the game. What did you think about Gerras little word with the ref last week? Espa