Johnkaz

Carlsburg probably the sexiest T shirts in the world.

Cowboy Wedding Night A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room. He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed. The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?' The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied, Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.' Cheers Johnkaz

Are all those people Earthlings? Eating could be a problem for some. Cheers & beardless Johnkaz

Some great ones there. Cheers Johnkaz

That's not the sort of thing you should be messing with, that watch contains a camera, poison gas cannister, two way radio, and a five megaton thermonuclear device. This is only issued to a select team of highly trained 00 agents. This is what you must do call M on the encrypted number on the back (read it backwards). Good luck with the interrogation. Johnkaz

All from the British Isles ,including Southern Ireland and no apologies for that. 1. Trainspotting 2. Commitments 3. In Bruges Thats today at least Johnkaz.

I could not help noticing RWG is indeed 3 years old, and a very healthy toddler she is too. All together now "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU" Cheers Johnkaz

I am waiting for delivery on Monday Nokia N85. I almost went for the 5800 my son has one. I am not yet convinced on the longevity of some of the touchscreen phones, various people I know have had issues with them. The new LG KM900 Arena is out here later this month it looks a beauty. New smartphones really are incredible, good quality camera combined with a better video camera than many digital cameras, clock, alarm clock, appointment diary & reminder, stopwatch, scientific calculator, dictaphone, email & internet browsing device, tv reciever, movie player, mp3 player, fm radio, torch,storage devices for any media, sat-nav, & on top of that you can even make telephone calls. A whole suitcase full of gizmo's. Cheers Johnkaz.

A very positive review of a really fine looking watch. You mention datewheel accuracy, is it me, or are the reps better alligned than the gen pictured in the ad? I really like the 1911 series, infact so much so, I even bought the quartz version from Reg a year or so ago. This has now replaced the Seamaster, and is on my wrist such is your Ebel inspiration. Cheers Johnkaz

I found this on another forum, no need to flame if you have already seen it. Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. I am 41, my husband is 44, and the neighbour's daughter is 20. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Sheila Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors. I hope this helps, Walter

Could be worse she could be ugly or miserable. Johnkaz.

Try Darwin awards on Youtube. Why would you publicise your stupidity. Johnkaz

Jacko could get a spray on tan, but the features. I have never seen a black man with a nose like Barbie. Cheers Johnkaz.

Now we all know girlies can't usually fix cars. Please scroll down to find out why. V V V V V V V V Cheers Johnkaz

I love this, a bit British though. Johnkaz.

Not even worthy of an oscar nomination, never mind a penalty. Still the referee will have been well paid. Johnkaz.

This really is an effective rep cleaner!! Johnkaz.

We are getting new speed cameras here in the UK. These are zero tolerance for certain areas. The cameras are precision German made and operate within a tolerance of 1 mph over the speed limit. WARNING If you see one of these DO NOT SPEED. NO SPEEDING TICKET WILL BE ISSUED.

See if this had been a rep outlet, the loss would have been miniscule. As for the perp given the cane!!! Seems like a great country for masochistic perv criminals. Johnkaz.

This is my dentist. Her technique is a little rough, but hey who gives a damn. Cheers Johnboy

Speeding over here is becoming a thing of the past. Plenty of speed cameras tuned to flashing at about 10% or so over the limit, also cops with radar guns. After getting a ticket it's a fine and 3 points, when you get 12 points your licence can be taken away for 30 days to a year. The government are now talking about six points for 20mph over the limit. Driving over 100mph on a motorway is a ban. One good idea they had is for new drivers who have to be 17 years to take a test, they are only allowed 6 points in the first 2 years any more and the licence is shredded, re-take your driving test and go back to square one.

That explains the car then, but what about this guy??? Johnkaz

A different angle on the same subject. I bought a multi phone car charger from ebay for about

If you carry on reading the post which goes forever, it appears the guy really did it, he keeps aking if his car will be OK. I almost felt sorry for him!!