Dutchy

Dude, I'm a student on vacation....why keep track of time? ..... I was surprised this morning to find out we're in September though P.S. I checked your profile again to make you feel better.

671....now we're getting places.... This is also a great way to accumulate more posts.....and thus shooting my ego through the roof.... Thanks RWG for boosting my ego (too bad you took my dignity in the process....)

You wanna know why I checked your profile? I WANTED TO KNOW WHY YOU CHECKED MINE FIRST YESTERDAY!! Didn't think I'd remember ey?

That's what I'm hoping for. Looks good on my CV...."Number 1 profile views on replica watch forum". What can I say...I'm an attention seeker..

Great one

Don't know why I'm posting this in the Humor section (guess I wanna save the mods some 'moving' time) Anyway, I'd like to thank the members for being nosey little bastards and viewing my profile 667 times (that's right....I checked). I'm sure this thread will spark more attention with noobs wanting to know who the hell Dutchy is and if that hot chick in his profile is available. Now mind your own business.

John!! It's been ages, thought you left the board How you been??

My thoughts exactly. Though I like the date window position.

Nice to see you around Ken. Hope you had a nice and relaxing weekend with the family.

My dad sent me this a few days back. Loved it, so here it is for you all to enjoy! Have a good one! A Washington, DC, Airport Ticket Agent offers some examples of why the US is in trouble! 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Cape Town. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then she interrupted me with, 'I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts.' Without trying to make HER look stupid, I calmly explained, 'Cape COD is in Massachusetts. Cape TOWN is in Africa ...' Her response . . . click. 3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, 'Don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!' 4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, 'Is it possible to see England from Canada?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'But they look so close on the map.' (OMG, again!) 5. An aide for a cabinet member once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, 'I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.' (Aghhhh) 6. An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She wanted to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 am and got to Chicago at 8:33 am. I explained th at Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that. 7. A New York lawmaker called and asked, 'Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?' I said, 'No, why do you ask?' She replied, 'Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!' After putting her on hold for a minute while I looked into it (I was laughing), I came back and explained the city code for Fresno, CA is FAT (Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage. 8. A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, 'Would it be cheaper to fly to California, and then take the train to Hawaii?' 9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who was calling from the airport and asked, 'How do I know which plane to get on?' I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, 'I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.' 10. A lady Senator called and said, 'I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, Florida. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?' I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola, Fl. on a commuter plane. She said, 'Yeah, whatever, smarty!' 11. A senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. 'Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those.' I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, 'Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Expre ss!' 12. A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, 'I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York.' I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, 'Are you sure that's the name of the town?' 'Yes. What flights do you have?' replied the lady. After some searching, I came back with, 'I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere.' The lady retorted, 'Oh, don't be silly! Everyone know s where it is. Check your map!' So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, 'You don't mean Buffalo, do you?' The reply? 'Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.' Now you know why the Government is in the shape that it's in!

Odd reply.... It seems like he's buying time so you stop asking questions....allowing him to continue the auction...

Didn't see that coming, hahaha

Awesome.

Let us know what he says C. At least no one is bidding yet (though he probably has a few people watching the auction to get a good deal...)

I love the Lange but man, that Patek......WOW.....

Oldie but a goodie. There's another from Judge Judy on there somewhere.

It looks and sounds like a ridiculous number...but it makes the watch stand out from the crowd and become a conversation piece....which is (I'm guessing) what Breitling wants.

Why? And what's it got to do with what I wrote in my post?

Pssssst....check out his first word.....

Dude.....wow....amazing amazing amazing review. Thanks so much!! I'm getting one!

Great post. I would fall into the first one except for the fact that I'm also a huge 'watch' type

I don't even know the guy, but man that was a hilarious answer.

All good thanks! Just a couple more weeks left of my internship. Then off to the Dutch Antilles and the States for 2 weeks before heading back to uni. How you been?

Indeed! Thanks for your reply.

They don't speak English