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lancelot

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  1. Here's a tool that I bought a few weeks ago:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/swiss-AF-crown-opener-...1QQcmdZViewItem

    I can't tell you if it works, cause every tube I've taken out is a rep tube and none of them have had a groove in them. The tool does work getting them out, but I'm kinda tearing up the tool. Last nite I used a rat tail file to get one of the rep tubes back in. It worked OK and I'm not as concerned about tearing it up.

    Ofrei.com and julesborel.com also have insertion tools and they both have the generic tubes, which is what I'm going to try next and then pick up a rolex crown on ebay, since ofrei and borel sell plain unmarked crowns to avoid getting in trouble w/ Rolex!

    This item won't fit the original tube

  2. Dog Food Diet

    I was standing in line the other day at the local

    Wal-Mart with a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my

    Rottweiler, when the woman behind me asked if

    I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her "No, I was starting The Purina

    Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because the

    last time I tried the diet, I had ended up in the

    hospital. I had lost 50 pounds before I awoke in the

    Intensive Care Unit, with tubes coming out of most of

    my orifices, with IVs in both arms." I continued

    telling her, "Essentially it's a perfect diet, and

    that the way that it works is to load your pants

    pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two

    every time you feel hungry, and that the food is

    nutritionally complete so I was going to try it

    again."

    By now, practically everyone standing in the line was

    completely captivated with my story, particularly the

    tall guy standing behind the woman.

    Completely horrified, the woman asked "Were you

    poisoned the last time?"

    I told her "No, I was sitting in the street licking my

    balls, when a car hit me!"

    The tall guy stumbled out the door in complete

    laughter!

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