Everythingape Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 (edited) This happened around 10 o'clock one night in Texas.. A nun was walking home to the ..nunnery(?) after choir practice, and passing outside the Double T bar a man came stumbling out with an unsteady walk, supporting himself on the walls, a bottle of beer in his hand.. Huge guy, looking like a lumberjack, boots and all. He looks at the nun, squinting through blood shot eyes. Something like a look of recognition in his eyes before he screams and lunges at the nun, smashing the beer bottle over her head and follows up with a hooked left to her jaw.. The nun falls flat on the ground, but the lumberjack does not let off, he throws the broken bottle away and kicks her in the groin area with his dirty workboots, kneels over her and starts smacking her face with his big fists.. At this point people are starting to gather around then, some trying to stop him. It takes 4 big guys to pull him off, restraining his every movement. He tries to kick her, but is dragged off.. His head hanging now, panting with exhaustion as he bellows: "HAH!!! I knew it!!! You're just another weak pussy, Batman!" Edited August 26, 2006 by Everythingape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 The third time I've read this and it's still hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artoero Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 yeahh it is!! hows life mt friend?? The third time I've read this and it's still hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everythingape Posted August 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Glad you liked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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