Party On The 30th Floor

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This happened one night in a tall hotel building after an all night party with wimmen and booze.

3 people are sitting in the hotel room on the 30th floor, one of them goes: "I bet I can step outside that window and flap my arms so fast that I wont fall..."

One of the others go "Yeah RIGHT, don't be stupid!"

..the first one goes "Well, watch this!" And he proceeds to step through the open window, flapping his arms rather slowly, but he does not fall down! He steps back in, smiling to the others.

"Do it again!" goes the other one.. So he steps back out, flaps his arms veeeery slowly and steps back in. "It's because of the wind's updraft along the buildings surface!" he goes.. "Try it! It's really cool!"

So the other guy walks over to the window, looks down at the pavement waaaay down there, and steps out... He just manages to flap his arms once before he's plummeting, screaming and flapping his arms!

-THUMP- he hits the pavement, spreads over a large area and flaps his arms no more.

They walk over to the window, looking down at the mess 30 floors below..

The third guy in the hotel room looks at the first and goes: "You know.. You can be a real [censored] when you're drunk, Superman..."