Pathologist's Assistant

[rich]

A newfie young man gets a job as a pathologist's assistant. The pathologist tells him to disrobe the bodies and prepare the toe tag for the autopsy and just yell if he has any problems. A week goes by and the newfie's doing great; then one day he yells bloody murder and the pathologist comes running in. He sees a gorgeous blonde lady laying naked on the table. "What's the problem" he asks. "There's a shrimp in her pussy" the newfie replies. The doctor looks and laughs and says "that's not a shrimp, that's her clitoris". The newfie replies "well it sure tastes like one!!"