jkerouac Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready Now get your mind out of the gutter....it's crowding mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 LOL, VERY GOOD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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