Christmas Form Letter

[al qaeda with cheese]

I hate Christmas form letters....

So this year I want to enlist some help from you guys about some funny stuff I should put into the letter.

They always start with "what a year we have had!"

I was thinking to put in the letter My wife wanted a basement, so we thought is would be great family time to dig our own in our present house.

We wanted to go on Vacation to Fort Wayne but just as we were going to leave early in the morning our dog chased a skunk into the car and we couldn't use the car for two months, and it still smells when you use the heat or the air.

I put so much stuff in the attic this summer it fell through the ceiling but we left the hole because it seemed to help cool down the house better.

Ideas?

Thanks!

Cheese