bambam Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Caller: Hi, is this the police? Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance? Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before. -- Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. Fire or emergency? Called: Fire, I guess. Dispatcher: How can I help you, sir? Caller: I was wondering.....does the Fire Dept. put snow chains on their trucks? Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency? Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these chains on my tires and....well.... do you think the Fire Dept. could come over and help me? Dispatcher: Help you what? Caller: Help me get these chains on my car! -- Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one. Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. -- Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart. Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband. -- Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn...I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn...... Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No. Dispatcher: What where you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnkaz Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Sad but true, it's the same story over here. Somebody dies, while somebody who should be exterminated wastes valuable resources. Funny all the same. Cheers Johnkaz. :fireman1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swfla Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 It takes all kinds....LOLCaller: Hi, is this the police? Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance? Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before. -- Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. Fire or emergency? Called: Fire, I guess. Dispatcher: How can I help you, sir? Caller: I was wondering.....does the Fire Dept. put snow chains on their trucks? Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency? Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these chains on my tires and....well.... do you think the Fire Dept. could come over and help me? Dispatcher: Help you what? Caller: Help me get these chains on my car! -- Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one. Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. -- Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart. Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband. -- Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn...I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn...... Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No. Dispatcher: What where you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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