Random, Rapacious Thoughts

[M3Vert]

- The left sleeve of my dress shirts keeps wearing out prematurely. I have some theories on why but the most plausible one is that you can only stifle the human spirit so much before it finds a way to get out. It just so happens that mine is escaping through my elbow.

- Empty promises end friendships – it’s primarily why I have so few friends.

- I expend so little mental energy on succeeding at work that it’s exhausting.

- Can you smell that? - It’s desire for you seeping through my very skin.

- I wonder if the wind whistles when it blows through the holes in Jesus’ feet.

- It’s time to change your diet when I can smell what you had for dinner last night because it’s seeping through your pores this morning.

- I suspect that Big Bird is behind all this Avian Flu pandemic talk.

- I have this new recurring dream that I’m writhing around in warm, thick maple syrup with silver dollar pancakes covering my nipples and a breakfast sausage stuck in my ass – I wonder what that means.

- The more faith I see in god, the less faith I have in People.

- I used to have a pocket pussy but I don’t anymore because I ate it.

- Are you afraid of being alone because you’re scared of everyone else or just of yourself?

- Don’t waste something as precious as faith on false icons.

[fletch123]

Hey man,

Cool.

Let me have some.......

I can feel a loon bubbling up..............

[Duokpenkis]

Gave me something to think about!

- I wonder if the wind whistles when it blows through the holes in Jesus’ feet.

- The left sleeve of my dress shirts keeps wearing out prematurely. I have some theories on why but the most plausible one is that you can only stifle the human spirit so much before it finds a way to get out. It just so happens that mine is escaping through my elbow.

- Empty promises end friendships – it’s primarily why I have so few friends.

- I expend so little mental energy on succeeding at work that it’s exhausting.

- Can you smell that? - It’s desire for you seeping through my very skin.

- I wonder if the wind whistles when it blows through the holes in Jesus’ feet.

- It’s time to change your diet when I can smell what you had for dinner last night because it’s seeping through your pores this morning.

- I suspect that Big Bird is behind all this Avian Flu pandemic talk.

- I have this new recurring dream that I’m writhing around in warm, thick maple syrup with silver dollar pancakes covering my nipples and a breakfast sausage stuck in my ass – I wonder what that means.

- The more faith I see in god, the less faith I have in People.

- I used to have a pocket pussy but I don’t anymore because I ate it.

- Are you afraid of being alone because you’re scared of everyone else or just of yourself?

- Don’t waste something as precious as faith on false icons.

Edited May 31, 2006 by Duokpenkis

[Johnkaz]

Yes the left sleeve thing.

Take off that Graham Chronofighter, it will cure this problem.

Cheers Johnkaz.