M3Vert Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 - The left sleeve of my dress shirts keeps wearing out prematurely. I have some theories on why but the most plausible one is that you can only stifle the human spirit so much before it finds a way to get out. It just so happens that mine is escaping through my elbow. - Empty promises end friendships – it’s primarily why I have so few friends. - I expend so little mental energy on succeeding at work that it’s exhausting. - Can you smell that? - It’s desire for you seeping through my very skin. - I wonder if the wind whistles when it blows through the holes in Jesus’ feet. - It’s time to change your diet when I can smell what you had for dinner last night because it’s seeping through your pores this morning. - I suspect that Big Bird is behind all this Avian Flu pandemic talk. - I have this new recurring dream that I’m writhing around in warm, thick maple syrup with silver dollar pancakes covering my nipples and a breakfast sausage stuck in my ass – I wonder what that means. - The more faith I see in god, the less faith I have in People. - I used to have a pocket pussy but I don’t anymore because I ate it. - Are you afraid of being alone because you’re scared of everyone else or just of yourself? - Don’t waste something as precious as faith on false icons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fletch123 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Hey man, Cool. Let me have some....... I can feel a loon bubbling up.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duokpenkis Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 (edited) Gave me something to think about! - I wonder if the wind whistles when it blows through the holes in Jesus’ feet. - The left sleeve of my dress shirts keeps wearing out prematurely. I have some theories on why but the most plausible one is that you can only stifle the human spirit so much before it finds a way to get out. It just so happens that mine is escaping through my elbow. - Empty promises end friendships – it’s primarily why I have so few friends. - I expend so little mental energy on succeeding at work that it’s exhausting. - Can you smell that? - It’s desire for you seeping through my very skin. - I wonder if the wind whistles when it blows through the holes in Jesus’ feet. - It’s time to change your diet when I can smell what you had for dinner last night because it’s seeping through your pores this morning. - I suspect that Big Bird is behind all this Avian Flu pandemic talk. - I have this new recurring dream that I’m writhing around in warm, thick maple syrup with silver dollar pancakes covering my nipples and a breakfast sausage stuck in my ass – I wonder what that means. - The more faith I see in god, the less faith I have in People. - I used to have a pocket pussy but I don’t anymore because I ate it. - Are you afraid of being alone because you’re scared of everyone else or just of yourself? - Don’t waste something as precious as faith on false icons. Edited May 31, 2006 by Duokpenkis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnkaz Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Yes the left sleeve thing. Take off that Graham Chronofighter, it will cure this problem. Cheers Johnkaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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