The Race Fan

[Daytona4me]

A guy was sitting quietly minding his business and reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

"What in Hell was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.

Thinking quickly, he explained. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,"

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good

explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in again, using an iron skillet this time, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the Hell was that for?"

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She replied, "Your Goddamned horse called!"