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Half-wit


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A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage & Hour Dept.

> claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out

> to interview him.

>

> "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded

> the agent.

>

> "Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me >

> for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board.

>

> The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus >

> free room and board.

>

> Then there's the half-wit who works here about 18 hours every day and >

> does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, and

> I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night."

>

> "That's the guy I want to talk to -- the half-wit," says the agent.

>

> "That would be me," replied the rancher. :)

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