A Somalian Arrives In Minneapolis...

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A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United

States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and

says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving

me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!"

But the passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes

on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a

beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I no American, I

Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,

shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That

person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not an

American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an

American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks

her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her

watch, shrugs, and says. . ."Probably at work!"