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Message From My Jeweler's Rolex Sales Rep


crystalcranium

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Stop eating McDonalds and buying genuine Rolexes, you are funding Terrorism of the Rich Kind.

Terrorism today = Arming an army with extravagant supplies and dropping bombs over the less unfortunate countries + most importantly, conquer the natural resource that is in prime demand today.

Terrorism...sheesh.....look at all the blood spilled over oil. Then you'll start to rethink who the hell are the true terrorists.

Second that!

It is a sensitive matter to point out the US to be the bad guy!

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Please don't fall for this [censored]. It's a joke. Seriously.

LOL reps helping evildoers? Think the record increase in opium production in Afghanistan may be buying a few more AK's for Al Qaeda than Paul's LV sub?

Lay off PAM reps, sez the Treasury Department, but keep filling up that Ford Excursion!

And who do you think has provided more aid to terrorists, Our buddies in the Saudi Royal Family or Eddie Lee?

The PR hacks and lobbyists hired by Rolex and Omega are benefiting far more from the sale of reps rolexes than Osama Bin Laden.

I've been saying this for a long time--before too long every crime ever devised will be described in some law enforcement agency press release as being a major funding source of Osama, and which will subsequently be repeated as fact by our credulity-of-two-year-olds media.

Never mind that filling up the Excursion buys more evildoer equipment than buying a hundred EL Subs. But, hey, that's the way it works: Send one of your intelligence agents to escort Nawaf al-Hamzi around Southern California and Bush will walk into the White House holding your hand like he's walking you into the teen night showing of Sixteen Candles. Sell a beautiful 212 and they pay someone to try to bust you.

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