bear1 Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RENOST Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 :cc_surrender: MUST BE Congrats on the Silver! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnkaz Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 You could always trade her in for two 25 year olds. Cheers Johnkaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymoi Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Why don't you splurge some of your money getting her botoxed to hell and back so at least then she might pass for 47... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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