CDC Alert

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CDC ALERT

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a

highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted

orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you

receive WORK from your boss, any of your colle

agues or anyone else via

any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your

private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave

the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and

purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer

Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly

until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If

you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK

is controlling your life