Dog Food Diet

[lancelot]

Dog Food Diet

I was standing in line the other day at the local

Wal-Mart with a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my

Rottweiler, when the woman behind me asked if

I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her "No, I was starting The Purina

Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because the

last time I tried the diet, I had ended up in the

hospital. I had lost 50 pounds before I awoke in the

Intensive Care Unit, with tubes coming out of most of

my orifices, with IVs in both arms." I continued

telling her, "Essentially it's a perfect diet, and

that the way that it works is to load your pants

pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two

every time you feel hungry, and that the food is

nutritionally complete so I was going to try it

again."

By now, practically everyone standing in the line was

completely captivated with my story, particularly the

tall guy standing behind the woman.

Completely horrified, the woman asked "Were you

poisoned the last time?"

I told her "No, I was sitting in the street licking my

balls, when a car hit me!"

The tall guy stumbled out the door in complete

laughter!

[Quarks]

HAHAHAH!!

[Johnkaz]

Nice one.

Cheers Johnkaz.