richard_uk

I hope thats emulsion and not gloss!

Tony Blair started jogging near his home in Chequers. Every day, he'd jog

past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace

himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.

"Fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.

"No! Five pounds!" Tony would fire back.

This ritual between Tony and the hooker became a daily occurrence.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"

One day, Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on His jog.

As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Tony

realized she'd bark her £50 offer and Cherie would wonder what he'd really

been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a darn good

explanation for the 'Boss'.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Tony

became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough,there was the hooker.

Tony tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five

quid?!"

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand.

He notices, however, that they are copying from copies, not the original manuscripts. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there were an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies.

The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original.

Hours go by and nobody sees him.

One of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar, and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying.

He asks the old monk what's wrong, and in a choked voice came the reply...

"The word is celebrate."

yeah cos it's not like GAF would already know about this top secret site

did someone say paranoid

some of our dealers probably make that a month, and I thought over there they just bought their way out if they got caught

The date wheel looks black to me

He told me that he received around 100 email per day and he has a full time job.

Drop him an email again if you haven't heard from him in a week.

probly 99 of those are "can you get the PAM187?"

I ordered both online (sent one to the monster in laws), and got both within 2 weeks.

P.S. also ordered a catalogue from the Omega site, what a catalogue! its a proper hard back book

ok nm I beat it woot!

Somone do this game please! and tell me how to do level 5

Stickman

I wouldn't buy it if he had a million positive fb's, its fugly!

find the cheapest legitimate one on eBay ("buy it now" auction) and I'll do it a fair bit cheaper

Thanks guys, I think

What I know about polex you could write down on the back of a postage stamp, all these numbers mean nothing to me, I'm assuming the watch is around 5-10 years old as it's supposed to be a minter, and there has been no mention of it been an old one, I'll try to remember all this advice and look closely at the parts mentioned.

They're not really my thing and I'll probably sell it on, if anyones looking for one let me know.

I've been offered a gen GMT, I'm going to see the watch tomorrow, is there any sure fire way of checking thats it's definately gen wthout removing the back?

thats funny

I'm really not that keen on subs, I just wanted to be the first to say it

I'll open a GGG thread and repost all of Dani's stuff, I'll be powermax in less than a week

Me too! Race you to Powermax?

[edit] oops just noticed Dani already started the GGG thread, hmm must be someone I can plagiarise to get my count up