Lol, no not jail. One day at work, about 25 years ago, I decided that watches were too controlling an influence. Always sat on your wrist whispering "don't be late" or "you haven't got time" or worse "you'll never make it in time".
So I took it off and determined to take a much more relaxed approach to life and over the past years this approach has served me well. Interestingly, it also gave me a healthy regard for being on time for anything important and consequently I am very rarely late for anything, in fact often the opposite.
So, I have a dilemma. There is a piece that I am destined to own - a watch that I desire - I'm sure you can identify with that. However, this is balanced by a healthy fear that owning and wearing the thing can only be detrimental to my internal equilibrium. It's like, a Yin and Yang thing. Pandoras box begging to be opened.
Torment?. You haven't even scratched the surface.