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I got a pm from a new member asking about TTK - for those that don

But you won

Try threatening them with a piece of rebar yet? You could call the adjuster and say, "hey, ever been ass-raped with a 12" piece of rebar?... oooops, sorry, I meant to say, how is my check coming!"

I

Rep on left - no AR on date mag. Gen on right.

The SOSF? I ordered it the first week of September I think. Almost two months ago. Have you really been waiting for a watch since the summer of 2007? That has got to be a record - even for TTK!

You can say it man! You pay the big bucks! Shit[censored]er!!!!

I GOT MY SOSF!!! But... I am still in Marbella (it is nice here and it is raining-snowing in Asturias and so I decide to stay another week. I called the neighbors today to tell them and they said a package had arrived... I said, "open it!" and it is the Breitling! They said, "it weighs a half a kilo!!!" So anyway, I won

HEY I HIT 1000 POSTS AND DIDN

Why is everyone ignoring the PACER???!!!

Me: hi god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: oscar God: Hi there oscar. Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: i just told you God: I was just checking to see if you were paying attention. Me: is it okay to have sex with goats? God: Ask again later. Ask Chatbot if it is. Me: is it bad to have sex with goats? God: I don't think it is very healthy. Me: i like having sex with goats- God: You are not the only one. Food is more important than sex. Me: but sex feels better God: it is more fun alone. Me: or with a goat God: You and your a goat. Me: i like to lick goats balls God: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Me: it tastes yummy God: Is that good? Me: yes

Oscar STILL has not said in plain English, "I don

Not blonde, no smile... got it:

My first car....

Is that REALLY you and your first wife???!!!

No matter, I have some good CSI-type magic software - we will scan the ashes and run them for a few hours on my Cray - in no time they will look like new!

Notice how Oscar never comes right out and says, "I don

Come on, scan some wedding shots - just photoshop out your face and your walrus scrotum hands!

Oscar! Congratulations - we are all so happy for you! Love is such a beautiful thing!

PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!!!

gotta liven things up a little man!

I will check it out - you mentioned it before and if you recommend it I will check it out for sure!

It started here: http://www.rwg.cc/members/index.php?s=&amp...st&p=551281

Is that for a for real story????!!!! :lol: :lol: I think you are going to be punished for a long time - women have memories like elephants!!!

This isn