INDEPENDENCE FOR THE LOONY BIN NOW!
When in the Course of events it becomes necessary for Replica Collectors to dissolve the bands which have connected them with a Forum and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Collectors are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Fash Shipping, Good Communications and the pursuit of Reps. — That to secure these rights, Rep Forums are instituted among Collectors, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Forum becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Collectors to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Forums, laying their foundations on such principles and organizing their powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Collecting.