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SubFrog

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  1. What's worse? My profession as a Graphic Designer, Web Development...I obsess with detail.

    I see things many other people wouldn't even consider. And then, if there are imperfections, I'm in trouble. It drives me nuts.

    Oh...and People really hate when I point them out...then they see it as well. :rolleyes:

    So, of course, I had to capture the above image and put it through some testing...came out almost perfect, as stated.

  2. Yes, I've always used the 4 in hand or the Half Windsor...the full Windsor was always to huge for me. But, the two styles I use are the most accepted as appropriate around here.

    However, you're taking this from a southern guy that wears bow ties, seersucker suits, and saddle oxford or white Exeter bucks. By the way, the easiest tie to tie would be the bow tie. Takes about 2 seconds.

    http://www.brooksbrothers.com/TieKnots/bowtie.tem

    :euro:

  3. My New Parrot

    Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

    Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

    Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot I quickly opened the door to the freezer.

    The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

    I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

    As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,

    "May I ask what the turkey did?"

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

    wildturkeybourbon.jpg

  4. Still searching for Jetmid...

    But, due to some very considerate and generous people...I stay. Not to mention, my obsession and collection of watches. Sometimes you show up for one reason and stay for another.

    I also have to mention Hike's avatar.

    "LIFE IS GOOD"

  5. Surfer,

    I have a cat that has been with me for 10 or so years. Through good and bad, she has been my friend...sometimes my only friend. She has been through a lot...and the worst time of my life was when I thought I lost her in the storm. I found her 3 weeks later floating on the bed with no food or "drinkable" water. She made it through. The thought of her loss destroyed me.

    Pets are family, pets are friends, pets do matter, and they make our lives worth while.

    I'm sorry to hear of your loss...and maybe there's another little "friend" to come along soon.

    Good luck and continue to enjoy those pictures...they're great!

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