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They look great to me. Have bought quite a few cheapies from CQout and they are all fine. I do stick to MarkWang who is a recommended dealer on one of the forums and he sells a bit cheaper on CQout, but it's only a few dollars to lose anyway. It's also good for me being in the UK as his prices appear in Pounds and are not changing much, whereas the exchange rate from USD, with the Pound sinking, is bumping up the prices bigtime on other sites.

I think if you mated a noob with a monkey, you could clone Fakey

Oh dear, don't want to look at watches anymore - just want another car

Yes, the E class Mercs a great car and you're right to get a later one, in my opinion. The older model still looks and drives great, but the interior dash and centre console are just pug ugly

I agree with most of the comments here. What a shame that decent cars are bought by [censored]heads who bring the whole marque down. Back in the early eighties in my pre [censored]head days, I bought a beautiful silver BMW520, not even fuel injected, but it was much admired. My 635csi was a monster too, but I had to wear a sheepskin coat at all times to fit the image. Lexus are great cars. I have an ES300 at the moment which is just like floating on air, but it does wallow on the corners a bit (a big bit). Perhaps Greg, you should invert your image and get an old Citroen 2CV. That should scare the rabbits

Just ordered some bezel inserts, bracelet and strap from this shop on Ebay. Prices seem very good. Could be total crap of course, but what use is money anyway http://stores.ebay.co.uk/Luxury-Deals-Store

I have to be honest, after 40 watches, I agree with Ubiquitous and am getting a bit bored with watches. I now prefer mature handjobs - sorry John

Noel, if I ever get to 5,000 posts on any forum and that includes Delia Smiths, you are welcome to remove my nuts with a rusty hedgecutter

Well done Graman, you made it. Talking of talking crap, don't forget to contribute to the crap thread. No point in falling between two stools

Well, I asked her nicely, but she's not too sure about the Netherlands - says it's full of dykes

Why doesn't that surprise me, but nothing wrong with a nice ass. Not a very good photo, as it was taken with a hidden camera

Thanks John, I can manage that, but maybe have to turn the heating off for a while

Yes Oscar, I worked that one out and I still don't know how much I have to pay. I don't want to keep typing D O G F U C K E R - it makes my thumb hurt

That might explain it. I am just wondering if you need to contribute to this forum, otherwise you get censored. I noticed that I said the word S H I T and it was censored, whereas you said it and it was not. Not that I'm the sort of chap that uses that kind of language frequently

I am censored and you are not. What's the price for having freedom to quote mild obscenities?

How much did you pay to be able to say(do) that

Sounds like another Chinese man after my daughter

That's great John. Now we have the whole picture. I was shocked too, to find a girlie thread here and had to investigate

That's weird. I live close to Bristol and have never seen this chart before. What sort of [censored] does the rest of the country produce? I suppose in London your stools would be shaped like a Politician or a Merchant Banker. Having said that, there is only one kind that I produce and that's No.7, on account of all the cider I drink. Although, in all fairness, it does smell quite nice, rather like cows muck (and if I go in a field, it even looks like cows muck). I'm not joking - this is true. Once I've had a few Immodiums, I gradually work my way up the chart

Porn? She prefers arm wrestling now and maybe poker in bed, but I'm not sure as she seems to be locking her door now, as she gets older Changing the subject, I am now wearing my latest Omega Seamaster Pro from WBK - cheap but classy. Looks great on my hairy arm as I pull up the sleeve of my turquoise silken blouson

You're too easy. My daughter has had plenty of boyfriends like that and now she likes a bit of a challenge

Double dutch?

Hello Chaps, Nice to see a few familiar faeces - sorry faces. I couldn't bring my daughter, as she has already been banned by this forum (for showing too much botty). Her cousin is quite sweet though. I thought everyone had given up, due to the credit crunch (even rep watches cost a lot of money to the poor). Cheers Dan

I heard that GOLF is so called because F**K was already taken. Anyway who plays regularly will understand that (15 broken clubs, so far and still counting)