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Undermeman

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  11. Size Does Matter

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Folks, I am skeptic too about the height issue, I was just quoting from the book.

    In case I made a bad translation, here is the 'original' Italian version. If there is any bi-lingual member here, pls feel free to give your contribution.

    orologi-cronografi di grandi dimensioni fanno apparire più alti.

    The Authors wrote several books on the matter, and they are quite universally recognized and appreciated as good experts, IMO

    Translation...clocks of great dimensions make to appear higher. :blink:

  12. Is Jf Really Gone

    in The looney bin

    Posted

    I, like quite a few others here have enjoyed johnnyboy's antics in the loony bin, and like most everyone, would hate to see him leave. As jajjh also stated, if johnnyboy is really gone, he would not post in the loony bin again. With this statement I concur. As a moderator he was sometimes weird :p , but for the most part, he was a true loony bin genius (although the latter may be considered an oxymoron). JF is your still out there please come back, this forum would just not be the same without you.

  20. The Test

    in The looney bin

    Posted

    My wonderful girlfriend and I had

    been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her stunningly

    gorgeous younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

    tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. One day "little" sister

    called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She

    was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings

    and desires for me that she just couldn't overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got

    married and committed my life to her

    sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last

    wild fling, just come up and take me." I was stunned and frozen in shock

    as I watched her bounce up the stairs.

    When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down

    the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a

    beeline straight to the front door.

    I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all

    clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged

    me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test...we

    couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car........ :thumbsupsmileyanim:

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