Undermeman

Black Rolex Sub 16610

Toronto here, GO LEAFS GO...maybe next year...I say that alot.

You are correct sir .

I think this place s better BEST SUB

I know it probably a long shot, but I hope Italy wins. If only they could bring this team back,

July 11, 1982 the greatest day ever !!!!

2007 Lamborghini Murciélago LP 640 2007 Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano 2007 Aston Martin DB9 Sport

What are we all posting for again...oh yeah, boobies. Show me the BOOBIES.

I'm in...post # 69

Translation...clocks of great dimensions make to appear higher.

I, like quite a few others here have enjoyed johnnyboy's antics in the loony bin, and like most everyone, would hate to see him leave. As jajjh also stated, if johnnyboy is really gone, he would not post in the loony bin again. With this statement I concur. As a moderator he was sometimes weird , but for the most part, he was a true loony bin genius (although the latter may be considered an oxymoron). JF is your still out there please come back, this forum would just not be the same without you.

I will, I just couldn't resist. After all, you are so lovely looking and I was just so mesmerized by your beauty that I forgot.

I'll think I'll alternate between these 2...

What is the meaning of Life?

BEAVER Restaurant Fine dining specifically for you JF

Reminds of the 2 conceded couple having sex...the woman turns to the man after their sex session and says "God I'm tight aren't I", "no, says the man, just full". Save A Tree Eat A Beaver.

One Day...

I prefer this...

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her stunningly gorgeous younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she just couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and take me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her bounce up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test...we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car........

Than You My Earth Friend...

A family photo

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