Miss Understood

Chanel No. 5

Timeless elegance.

To our esteemed Mr. Dieselpower a kiss and wink

Now drop and give me twenty big boy.

I use a Phillips GorillaGroom with optional BackScratcher attachment, and the Gilette SmoothBaller Excel. And a live badger.

Another GorillaGroom-and-badger afficionado, P-GG are well recommended for all but the most delicate regions. There, ensure ones badger is well sedated to avoid unpleasantries.

Ta lads, I am freshly back from my year in Barbados and my recent win of Tiniest Tan Lines 2011, sponsored of course by Wicked Weasel.

Is that a rousing welcome I see in your signature, Maxman?

It reminds me of my recent win. PM for photos.

"You know who you are, and you KNOW what you've done!"

Oh, how delicious. A topic, the title of which speaks for itself.

I wonder, how many reddened cheeks we shall reveal in this topic?

Boyz, boyz!

No need to go fighting with each other over me.

In fact a menage a trois, would have me licking my lips, in anticipation.

Just need to get Nanug to go down a little and Ken to get himself a little further up

So get your act/s together, and name and place and date, I will be there with bells on!

Although I wonder if you two studs would have the staying power, for little me?

Iris.

Ahhh my succulent salmon, it would appear we are again having difficulties getting together.

And I wonder whether you are just a little reluctant to expose your true feelings, (and location).

So sitting here, in Honolulu, I must now make some decisions.

Do I take this one?

or maybe I will roll the dice

and jump on board this salmon

Never fear my love, we will be together soon, (my frequent flyer points guarantee this)

Put the wine on ice.

Iris

Nanug,

Got a flight, on my way, pick me up at the airport 1000 hours.

Iris

Nannie my succulent salmon you can deny our love to the world but you forget I still have the photo of our last meeting when you had to go out and blow snow for an hour to cool your ardour........

XXX

Edit; One stubborn feminist needed a half nelson and a floor slam this time.

Ahh Nannie my succulent salmon, you used to love crossing my chromosomes

It's not about X and Y it's just X marks the spot.

I remember those night's way up North where men are men and bears are frightened.

Men will never be obsolete as long as there are women with desires like mine....I'm coming to get you big boy XXXXX

Edit; 2 feminists were roundhouse kicked and 1 karate chopped when they tried to stop this post.

My dear By-Tor, first may I congratulate you on your impeccable taste, in pursuits both feminine and horological.

Might this DD/DJ be available with mother-of-pearl dial? It does so complement my hair.

As for the ill tempered Freddy, my hands are firmly upon my hips and directed squarely at you. Tsk!

These vintage domes are for my darling dachshund Shundi. Has anyone seen the bhoy this evening? A gentleman must never keep a lady waiting.

I do so enjoy causing a man to lose his breath.

My dear Shundi, where did you find that endearing avatar of me on my morning stroll?

Do not be so crude as to raise the hoary head of the "who has the best Sub?" poppycock. If the unnamed Lady wanted a Sub she would have asked for a Sub. Exercise caution, or engender the Wrath.

Which one of you hormone addled bhoys will be so kind to direct a certain lady to the best Explorer I?

Tsk! Sometimes small is merely small. In this case, I must agree that small is beautiful. Mind you, only in this case.

And now we find we have come about full circle.

I remember the glorious day when we revealed as a group the new RWGII website with postings en mass to guide the RWGI denizens to the new site.

And now we are being directed back to the old RWG.

"Curiouser and curiouser."

What, precisely, were you doing with the big mean kodiak bear, my succulent salmon?

Methinks thou dost protest too much.

Such a lovely, manly timepiece. Quite fetching my dear Pughy.

Only three? Tsk!

I suppose I could possibly be satisfied with my succulent salmon, Ken the Beast from Oz, and Chuck Norris. Possibly.

Oh my, were we discussing timepieces here?

Tsk! Has my succulent salmon been a naughty boy? Again?

I will add with absolute confidence that I have sampled "replicas" and I much prefer the "real thing".

Such a magnificent collection! Thank you for the link, I wonder if he has a 5517 squirreled away somewhere?

It seems it would match this week's colour of my hair.

Dear me, the bhoys are hard at it this evening. Tsk!

Can anyone ring up Slay for me? I feel a sudden urge to send a fruit basket.

For comparison sake.

Miss Barret we need to have a word about this kissy kissy bit

Ken

Kenneth my bhoy, my handsome herring, do you so quickly forget our breathless evening on the Champs Elysse?

Pucker up...