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hu12

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  1. Toilet humor .. Lets talk T.P.:D

    Modern Origin of Toilet Paper

    In our age, Joseph Gayetty invented toilet paper in 1857. His new toilet paper was composed of flat sheets. Before Gayetty's invention, people tore pages out of mail order catalogs - before catalogs were common, leaves were used. Unfortunately, Gayetty's invention failed. Walter Alcock (of Great Britain) later developed toilet paper on a roll ( instead of in flat sheets). Again, the invention failed.

    In 1867, Admin, Edward and Clarence Scott (brothers from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) were successful at marketing toilet paper that consisted of a small roll of perforated paper . They sold their new toilet paper from a push cart - this was the beginning of the Scott Paper Company.

    >>these statistics are based on a sample population of 106 people.

    The average tear is 5.90 sheets of TP.

    44% wipe from front to back from behind their backs.

    60% look at the paper after they wipe.

    42% fold, 33% crumple, 8% do both fold and crumple, 6% wrap it around their hands.

    50% say that they have wiped with leaves.

    8% have wiped with their hands.

    2% have wiped with money!

    so again the Poll question is....

    Which way do you Prefer your Toilet Paper Placed...OVER or UNDER

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  2. Two minutes? How am I supposed to dash off inside two minutes?! :lol:

    WINNER!! :thumbsupsmileyanim:

    When World War I started many of the fighting men wore cloth caps. As the high number of head injuries became apparent metal helmets quickly replaced cloth caps. Ironically, after issuing metal helmets the number of head injuries rose even higher. Since the fighting intensity remained constant, how can this strange phenomenon be explained?

    The metal helmets would cause increased head injury, by replacing the deaths that would of occurred with the cloth caps.

    • 1.25" Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding

    • Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation

    • Rebreather

    • Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.)
      vCover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release

    • One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)

    • Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,)

    • Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB ect.)
      vAudio Amplifier (Amplify sound from out side unit)

    • Air/Water Tight Sealing

    • External Override Key Pad & Remote Control

    • Battery Backup Power

    • Toiletry system

    No wet bar?.. end of the world and can't even mix a cocktail...

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