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Aloha, be well and keep buying watches until your mandibles squeel

Aloha, be well and keep buying watches until your mandibles squeel

Carpe Diem

Carpe Diem

Don't stare at monkeys

Hello. Where is my Jello?

I am not Clutch Cargo, although his photo appears here. Clutch saved my family from the wreckage of a sinking, destroyed battleship, and gave his life doing so. His children receive a stippend of 2000 rice balls on the anniversary of the sinking.

Just another watch whacko.

Let me say this about that. Thanks

The difference between a girl's track team and a tribe of Pygmies? Well, one is a bunch of cunning runts, while the other is a bunch of running c***s.