hambone

Just another watch whacko.

Don't stare at monkeys

Carpe Diem

The difference between a girl's track team and a tribe of Pygmies? Well, one is a bunch of cunning runts, while the other is a bunch of running c***s.

Let me say this about that. Thanks

Carpe Diem

I am not Clutch Cargo, although his photo appears here. Clutch saved my family from the wreckage of a sinking, destroyed battleship, and gave his life doing so. His children receive a stippend of 2000 rice balls on the anniversary of the sinking.

Aloha, be well and keep buying watches until your mandibles squeel

Aloha, be well and keep buying watches until your mandibles squeel

Hello. Where is my Jello?