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Carpe Diem
Don't stare at monkeys
The difference between a girl's track team and a tribe of Pygmies? Well, one is a bunch of cunning runts, while the other is a bunch of running c***s.
Hello. Where is my Jello?
Aloha, be well and keep buying watches until your mandibles squeel
I am not Clutch Cargo, although his photo appears here. Clutch saved my family from the wreckage of a sinking, destroyed battleship, and gave his life doing so. His children receive a stippend of 2000 rice balls on the anniversary of the sinking.
Let me say this about that. Thanks
Just another watch whacko.